How To Wash Yourself.

**IDF2** · 17-05-22, 02:07

Stand under shower, get good and wet.

Get soap or shower jel.

Scrub under your arms, ass, dick (pull back the foreskin) and give it a good rub.

Now the important bits are done do the neck, ears and face and make sure you have added more soap or shower jel.

Do your feet, chest and back while you are at it.

Now a bit of shampoo on the head.

Simple, it takes only a few minutes and the girls will give you extra love.

For advanced users keep your nails very short and shave your balls for maximum attention.

**robbie9** · 17-05-22, 02:17

I think grown adults know how to wash themselves!

But listen fair play for starting the thread

**UnFulfilledScott** · 17-05-22, 02:43

Don't forget to wash your eyes.

**Dickrogers** · 17-05-22, 05:18

Originally Posted by IDF2

Stand under shower, get good and wet.

Get soap or shower jel.

Scrub under your arms, ass, dick (pull back the foreskin) and give it a good rub.

Now the important bits are done do the neck, ears and face and make sure you have added more soap or shower jel.

Do your feet, chest and back while you are at it.

Now a bit of shampoo on the head.

Simple, it takes only a few minutes and the girls will give you extra love.

For advanced users keep your nails very short and shave your balls for maximum attention.

You shouldn't wash your bum before your face my man.

**Kenkong** · 17-05-22, 08:29

Originally Posted by Dickrogers

You shouldn't wash your bum before your face my man.

Agreed. Start at the top and work down!

**HappyHunter6** · 17-05-22, 08:35

I would prefer having a bath if that’s an option

**176x** · 17-05-22, 11:11

Originally Posted by robbie9

I think grown adults know how to wash themselves!

But listen fair play for starting the thread

Don't be so sure, previous threads claim Irish men have shitty arses

**rockonallnite** · 17-05-22, 11:29

Originally Posted by 176x

Don't be so sure, previous threads claim Irish men have shitty arses

yes, that has been said here before...

Question: why there are not bidets in Ireland?, is just beyond my understanding ��.
That explains the shitty arses I guess...

**Rockerman** · 17-05-22, 11:35

You'd have to be a really scruffy bastard to have any issues like that. There's no excuses. I know there are people out there that are that scruffy.

**rockonallnite** · 17-05-22, 11:48

Different standard in different countries, that's for sure.

50 % don't even wash their legs!!

https://www.todayfm.com/dermot-dave/...-shower-346691

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