Drunk Escort? Yeah or Neah?

[ber]

wow, did I shock everyone into silence?

No not shocked because in an industry thats rife with drink and drugs u have a much better than average chance of finding situations like this would guess stuff like this happens thousands of
times a day throughout the industry. Anecdotal evedience would suggest that drink and
drug abuse (cocaine mainly not including the odd spliff here) is rampant so while many
girls make great efforts to hide it from their clients it does come to the fore pretty regularlly
Indeed i have heard of incidents much worse than this as a result of drink and drugs within
the escort community

[Westsidex]

wrong again westie she was only having an orgasm at the thought of
meeting someone as famous as ureself

she was using the baseball bat as a door hinge.

probably thought i was EX P,
Westside.

[Westsidex]

Go easy on him Ber, he may never have seen this phenomenon before and didn't recognize it..............................

"Westieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee come on in darling.I am all dressed up for you.Do you not like my look,you shiney fella".

"Who painted the place last?"

"ugh why?"

"its a lovely colour.I couldnt help but notice it".

New 200mts world record,
Westside.

[Westsidex]

No not shocked because in an industry thats rife with drink and drugs u have a much better than average chance of finding situations like this would guess stuff like this happens thousands of
times a day throughout the industry. Anecdotal evedience would suggest that drink and
drug abuse (cocaine mainly not including the odd spliff here) is rampant so while many
girls make great efforts to hide it from their clients it does come to the fore pretty regularlly
Indeed i have heard of incidents much worse than this as a result of drink and drugs within
the escort community

Life in general in rife with drink and drugs.

And Bovril,
Westside.

[Mousey]

And drunken shaggin

[DollyDarling]

Being a drunk is only a good thing if everyone else around you is drunk too. Then you all seem normal, and noone thinks you're a fucking foolish idiot.

[adogwithabone]

Being a drunk is only a good thing if everyone else around you is drunk too. Then you all seem normal, and noone thinks you're a fucking foolish idiot.

I have a great difficulty with drunk women as I can never reach that idiotic hilarity state myself. I actually dont like mixing alcohol with sex at all as I feel that alcohol desensitises the physical sensations. I find my orgasms to be less powerful and that women can have more difficulty reaching orgasm. Does anyone else find this?
One of the things that I like about escorts is that you can have some great sex and then, if she is not busy, go for a drink and a meal. With girlfriends it tends to be the other way around and not as enjoyable.
It occurs to me while reading your post that I have visited escorts hundreds of times but I do not remember ever meeting one who was drunk, at least not that I noticed.

[Mousey]

I find my orgasms to be less powerful and that women can have more difficulty reaching orgasm. Does anyone else find this?

Yeah, I'd agree. Only ever had brewer's droop once and it was a fuckin' humiliating experience! Never never again!

[Doozer]

Yeah, I'd agree. Only ever had brewer's droop once and it was a fuckin' humiliating experience! Never never again!

Me too, thankfully I had the good sense to pass out moments later

[DollyDarling]

Yeah, I'd agree. Only ever had brewer's droop once and it was a fuckin' humiliating experience! Never never again!

Brewers Droop
I really needed a laugh today and you did it Mousey Had such a bad day, so thanks for cheering me up
I love imagining right now a Mousey cock dealing with Brewers Droop