Why do so many girls act like bitches?

[luther]

jesus loves me.Yes he does,really he does,really jesus loves me.

he does ,he does,
Westside.

And is he still appearing on your ceiling???...................

[ber]

i took one look at that jar and it instantly reminded me of an ad we had here before for Bovril.Chris Bonnington climbs the Igor mountain,the nuts frozen off him and he sits at the top and drinks his Bovril.Incidently all the ad proved is two things,

(1) Chris is a thick fucker cause he carried more than he needed.
(2) Always drink your Bovril at the bottom.

What the hell was Bovril anyway?I never drank it.It looked like a mixture of shit and brown paint.

Anyway,thank you for your well wished but...........................jesus loves me.Yes he does,really he does,really jesus loves me.

he does ,he does,
Westside.

Its a beef extract westie but ure description is near enough actually very accurate

[Westsidex]

And is he still appearing on your ceiling???...................

he is gone.Maybe the buddah might appear next time or even Lord Lucan.Half the country will asscend on Westville to see the visions.Probably end up see a tomcats head instead.

Apparition on the ceiling,
Westside.

[DollyDarling]

This "Un-Bitch Party" wouldn't be as much fun if we didn't serve up the Bovril toast. Help yourselves lads

[Westsidex]

Bovril is yummy
I had it for the first time spread on toast and with a cup of tea
Was such a cozy snack.

I dont eat that now, cause I dont eat any meats except fish.
I dont think it would taste the same "Fish Bovril" on toast.

you get a warmish feeling alright from seeing ppl drinking stuff like that on TV espeicially late at night.You knows maybe Chris Bonninton will appear on my ceiling.

the haunted ceiling of Westville,
Westside.

[Westsidex]

Its a beef extract westie but ure description is near enough actually very accurate

let me put it to you this way.If someone put two pieces of bread on the table.One garnished with Bovril and the other garnished with fresh dogshit and asked me to pick which one the bovril is,i would have a better chance of winning the lotto millions without entering the draw.

Bovril,same going in and the same going out,
Westside.

[DollyDarling]

Simple remedy to that Westie
You take a little bite out of each piece of bread. You'll find your answer within the first couple chews.
No worries there

[Westsidex]

Simple remedy to that Westie
You take a little bite out of each piece of bread. You'll find your answer within the first couple chews.
No worries there

"go on west."

"ok,ok take it easy,im mentally preparing myself."

"ffs west your looking at them for the last hour ,will you bite the bloodly things"

"chill,chill man.Here we go.Look.That one isnt bad at all.I reckon thats the Bovril."

"west??"

"now i wont bother with the next one cause i know thats dogshit"

"west???"

the best tasting dogshit in town,
Westside.

[DollyDarling]

But mentally, how will you handle yourself, if you find you have a preference for the dog shit toast over the Bovril toast? Are you prepared to face this if it happens to be?

[Westsidex]

But mentally, how will you handle yourself, if you find you have a preference for the dog shit toast over the Bovril toast? Are you prepared to face this if it happens to be?

that my dogs could feed me forever more.

a shitty life i have,
Westside.