Originally Posted by
experienced punter
well here is how I got on if anyones interested obviously I didn't advertise sex etc anyway here goes
1st girl: pretty 25yr old big boobs we had a drink she knew what was involved seemed happy enough
me too! said she'd ring next day never heard from her again
2nd girl: very unattractive shabby clothes multi coloured teeth I said to her that I was no longer looking for someone bought her a drink & rushed away fast as I could
3rd girl: a lovely girl good looking I got nervous we got on great but she misinterpreted the ad, when she realized what it was all about she was disgusted & left without saying a word
4th girl: she was simply an obese unattractive young girl the tide wouldn't take her out she was kinda interested I wasn't she told me she'd see me again she didn't
5th girl: the best for last a right looker oh shit I got butterflies she was clear about what I wanted she was talkative keen I felt she was game for it that night even! she promised to ring in the morning never heard from her again
they were all foreign girls....
I sense a pattern
"A lot of football success is in the mind. You must believe you are the best and then make sure that you are. In my time at Liverpool we always said we had the best two teams on Merseyside, Liverpool and Liverpool Reserves."
Bill Shankly