You're as thick as manure but only half as useful.
You're as thick as manure but only half as useful.
Great thread Jenny, but can’t believe that your Irish and have never heard the saying “as useful as tits on a bull” that’s used daily around our parts, I presumed it was as popular around the island…. Clearly not
My favourites;
She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
As useful as a mesh condom
As tight as a camels arse in a sandstorm
She’s seen more pipe than Irish Water
And as tight as nuns cunt
"Wee bit of a want in them"
Up and down like a whores knickers!
Coola boola
Calm your tits
What's the story horse
You fucking cabbage
tight as a nun's knickers ...............its all true, did try to seduce a nun once with sexy lingo without success, she said she'd wash my mouth out with holy water
Rockerman (06-05-22)
My fave:
Like butter between a scone!
Hes that cross eyed he can see both Sundays on a Wednesday!
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clarelad (21-05-22)
She’s seen more pricks then a dart board
""""Don't piss into the wind you will get wet""""
Old Irish curse on someone who you dislike or who annoyed you.............
"May you never take your hand clean from your arse"