What's your favourite Irish sayings/insults???

[IDF2]

You're as thick as manure but only half as useful.

[johnnyjohnjohn]

I heard a fella today say "that gobshite is as useful as tits on a bull" lol, I hadn't heard that one before but has to be said for such a small country we are great for the sayings/insults!!!

A few more of my faves: The head on that fella, hed drive rats from a shed!

Hes that tight hed peel an orange in his pocket!

What's your favourite Irish saying/insult?

Great thread Jenny, but can’t believe that your Irish and have never heard the saying “as useful as tits on a bull” that’s used daily around our parts, I presumed it was as popular around the island…. Clearly not

My favourites;
She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose

As useful as a mesh condom

As tight as a camels arse in a sandstorm

She’s seen more pipe than Irish Water

And as tight as nuns cunt

[EdwardElizabethHitler]

"Wee bit of a want in them"

[Dickrogers]

Up and down like a whores knickers!

[acapona]

Coola boola
Calm your tits
What's the story horse
You fucking cabbage

[WeeJimmy]

tight as a nun's knickers ...............its all true, did try to seduce a nun once with sexy lingo without success, she said she'd wash my mouth out with holy water

[Dickrogers]

My fave:
Like butter between a scone!

[JennyIrish]

Hes that cross eyed he can see both Sundays on a Wednesday!

[clarelad]

She’s seen more pricks then a dart board

[Magicman]

Old Irish curse on someone who you dislike or who annoyed you.............

"May you never take your hand clean from your arse"