i can just see two tourists passing the Clarion when one looks up at the star filled winters sky.
"oh look its the North Star"
"its moving towards us"
"yes god what is it so?Its shiney"
"its a bird,its a plane, its ????????????"
"who the hell is that"
"hey are you ok???who are you?"
"im Ex P from E-I"
"oh yeah,well look we'll be on our way,the phone box is behind you.By the way,hows Westie?Tell him we love him and his posts."
Westside.