Census

**passionfruit** · 28-03-22, 12:31

Its not an earth-shatterlingly funny story, but I was coming out of a regular's apartment on Saturday afternoon and a guy in a high-viz vest asks me 'Did I get one?' 'I certainly did' I said, and walked passed him and his wad of census forms.

**bollocks** · 29-03-22, 07:16

so, if you are with an escort at the precise census time, your name and details should be recorded at the escorts address. Make sure your wife does not include you at the family address. Will cause some fun 100 years later. There is a facility to add a word that interests you on census...Mine will be Bollocks

**Daddybig69** · 29-03-22, 16:02

Originally Posted by passionfruit

Its not an earth-shatterlingly funny story, but I was coming out of a regular's apartment on Saturday afternoon and a guy in a high-viz vest asks me 'Did I get one?' 'I certainly did' I said, and walked passed him and his wad of census forms.

Wow . That was close . Must of been very stressful.

**philipkntz** · 29-03-22, 23:23

On the question of sex, do I tick all the genders that I've slept with or just my favourites.

**TonyB** · 30-03-22, 20:50

Originally Posted by Ketchup

So what is everyone putting in the time capsule part of the census form. Or are ye leaving it blank. It wont be seen for 100 years, i wonder what will things be like then?

What's the point in writing anything.
In 100 years they will only show what they want people to see, and that won't be anything I'll write

**Forceuser** · 30-03-22, 21:06

how the fuck are you supposed to know when the building your apartment
is in was built???

**Ric Hardgear** · 30-03-22, 21:14

Originally Posted by passionfruit

Its not an earth-shatterlingly funny story, but I was coming out of a regular's apartment on Saturday afternoon and a guy in a high-viz vest asks me 'Did I get one?' 'I certainly did' I said, and walked passed him and his wad of census forms.

well it made me smile

**bollocks** · 31-03-22, 19:53

Originally Posted by TonyB

What's the point in writing anything.
In 100 years they will only show what they want people to see, and that won't be anything I'll write

They will record what you write. I will write the name of my favourite escort so that my great grand children can realise what the wife was like, should they be interested. I would hate them to think that we men had sexless lives.

**huntingdon** · 01-04-22, 23:34

Originally Posted by Forceuser

how the fuck are you supposed to know when the building your apartment
is in was built???

Use the Force?

**huntingdon** · 03-04-22, 19:36

Originally Posted by Ketchup

Dont forget to fill in the forms tonight.

I'll do it after Glenroe

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