Next time would you like a creampie?
(Only joking)
Next time would you like a creampie?
(Only joking)
The Truth is out there.
next time i see a banana i think ill start to cry,
because ill be thinking about this dirty poem about bananas and creampie
The clock is ticking, the end is nigh.
A final snog and away I'll fly.
The clock is ticking, I only have 5 minutes or so,
I'd better cum quick, it's time for me to go.
Silly me, I should have booked an hour,
to end up getting my usual golden shower.
Once a prick - always a prick.
Your collective poem is very bad
It really really makes me mad
To see how ye all mangle words
Into little literary turds
We browse these pages for gorgeous bods
To help relieve our throbbing rods
But scrolling through so many reviews
It’s just too hard to pick and choose
Soon I’ll find that special one
On whom I’ll draw my loaded gun
But she will have to be good and tight
If she hopes to empty my barrel right.
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing.
If you can fake that, you've got it made".
I wander lonely as a cloud
I shag a sheep, that makes me proud!!!
Last edited by Forrest; 29-07-09 at 19:01.
Oh, dear sweet Krishna, make them stop,
Their attempts at rhyme are an awesome flop!
This used to be a punting site -
Now it's full of mindless shite.
True verse on here must tend towards prose
Discussing ladies in see-through clothes.
Or otherwise describing punts,
To energise us lazy runts.
The fairest poems to be found on here
Refer to Ireland's depleted coffers,
So, ladies, shed a wistful tear
And make a post titled "Special Offers!"