you be mata hari and spy on thehighwayman miss elle
take him to e-i dungeon not iie dingy dungeon
send one of those little scots live furry haggis animals up his bum like richard gene once done
then give a good rodgering with a strap on caber up his jacksie
so little haggis rum up his pipe and jump round his stomack.
its the only way to get truth out of him