Any ladies doing reduced rates for pensioners, might suit part timer or simi retired. She would'nt have to be a model or be in the first flush of youth ... North Tipp/ Offaly /Laois anywhere
Any ladies doing reduced rates for pensioners, might suit part timer or simi retired. She would'nt have to be a model or be in the first flush of youth ... North Tipp/ Offaly /Laois anywhere
My grand dad died last year and my granny is alive and gagging for it...She is 93 but when she puts a bit of gear on her face she would pass for 87....I can put a good word in for you and she has a few quid in the bank as well... LIFE CAN BE FINE IF YOUR BOTH 69.
Sorry but he was hand gliding off the sugarloaf when it happened....but you could be right about the rest of the family!...I guess your not going to take me up on the offer!
Hand gliding? ah yes wanking (not to be confused with hang gliding) The hand glider/wanker of the sugarloaf who you called grandad or the silly old c**t, was not in fact related to you. He was the last of his regement to reach your gran on the night in question and due to the long wait not to mention his nervous disposition he tipped on the ramp and his contribution ran down her leg with that of many other young men and was lost for posterity in the insole of her wellington. Your real grandfather is likely to be any of the first 15 brave soldiers who faced her. They all lost their lives to pox. The insole was recycled and was last heard of forming part of the SUSPENSION of a 1952 ford prefect, the sugarloaf hand glider/wanker had no other off SPRING that i know of...
PS... If you require more information regarding your family dont hesitate to ask .....