your favorite Quotes

[Irish Aeilis]

"It's not the dog in the fight but the fight in the dog"

"All discarded lovers should be given a second chance,but with someone else" Mae West

"Between 2 evils I always pick the one i've never tried before" Mae West

"His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork" Mae West

"I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated His ability" Oscar Wilde

Moderation is a fatal thing.Nothing succeeds like excess" Oscar Wilde

"Anyone who has decalred someone else to be an idiot,a bad apple,is annoyed when it turns out in they end that he isnt" Friedrich Nietzsche

"If you want to give up the admiration of thousands of men for the disdain of one,go ahead,get married" Katharine Hepburn

[rover]

"God put the inlet valve, too close to the exhaust valve" (Henry Ford).

[jacksparrow2010]

“Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.”
Jim Beggs


“Don't go for the looks, it can be quite deceiving. Don't go for wealth, even that fades away -- go for someone who makes you smile because only a smile makes a dark day seem bright. Hope you find that person.”


“No matter how much it hurts, no matter what the pain is inside, work hard to make somebody happy everyday, even if it is yourself.”

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[jacksparrow2010]

"Among you're friends, I care for you the most. Among you're friends, I love you the most. Among you're friends, you hurt me the most. 'Because I know that's all I am to you… among your friends"


Captain J...

[dark-knight]

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood ..... Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit...... The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live....... The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done......George Carlin

[Forrest]

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance ; Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much ; America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up. - Oscar Wilde

[hornylimerick]

"Love is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides. And when it subsides you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion. That is just being "in love" which any of us can convince ourselves we are. Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away, and this is both an art and a fortunate accident. Your mother and I had it, we had roots that grew towards each other underground, and when all the pretty blossoms had fallen from our branches we found that we were one tree and not two."
-St. Augustine

[magicalman9357]

"My heart is ever at your service."
William Shakespeare

[hornylimerick]

When I saw you I was afraid to meet you,
When I met you I was afraid to know you,
When I knew you I was afraid to love you,
Now I love you and I'm afraid to lose you!


Your lips speak soft sweetness,
Your touch a cool caress, I am lost in your magic,
My heart beats within your chest,
I think of you each morning,
And dream of you each night,
I think of your arms being around me,
And cannot express my delight,
Never have I fallen, But I am quickly on my way,
You hold a heart in your hands,
That has never before been given away.

You touched my hand, and reached my thoughts, you kissed my lips,
And reached my heart, You looked into my eyes, and touched my soul,
No words were said, no thoughts exchanged,
Through only a touch you changed me, with only a kiss you moved me,
With only a look you brought me life. You are my angel from above.

[hornylimerick]

Oh, tell me, tell me what could this be,
Could this be love that enthralls me
Not just any emotion
But confidence, affection, and devotion
Miles apart days away
But this love chiseled in my heart will stay
Wanting to grasp you close to me
But knowing I cant oh why does this be
Caged, reaching out for you
So close and knowing you want this too
Illusions of love you and me
But knowing I have to hide this, bites like a bee
Yet the one thing that keeps us together
Destroy us and will never untether
Yet in the reserve of our alone
You hold me dear and no one is touv known
Infatuation in every stroke and every kiss
When we are apart I fantasize of this
This love is too herculean to waste
So fare away yet close enough to taste
Longing to be with you all the time
Hungry for your heart to be one with mine
Take this hand and escort me to your ocean
Kiss me and fill me with your fragrant potion
One to make me winded make me week
That one takes all there life to seek
And at this age I have rescued love
You were sent from a glorified spirit above
Every time I glance at your eyes so pure and blue
I lose my senses and want to be retained by you
Craving to be in your arms, be held so tight
Yearning praying begging with all my might
But I know this in no way will be
You and me at once for all to see
This, this, what it could be
For this is forbbiden love that captivates me.


sorry i'm in that mood today