Where's the lounge of the broken hearted?

[experienced punter]

And does anyone want to join me for a drink? Only broken hearted may sit at the bar I'm sure. Do they serve a tonic that soothes the pains of the heart? To sedate the emotions? Do they offer membership also? I'll make it my local.

I'm on my way with a massive bag of Bacon fries with my recently broken heart....