Quote Originally Posted by carlos marvado View Post
Before they screw the lid down on your coffin, just remind the undertaker to post your last review for you.

The Epitaph on your tombstone will read..........................



Here lies Punter Joe Bloggs


He came, he saw, he conquered


And could'nt stop thereafter


For ever and ever


Amen.
I'd be more than content if they but that on my tombstone, won't be long now, I'd better get a move on.