Advice for extremely anxious newbie?

[ItsAlwaysSunny]

Hi,

Firstly, I did have one experience with an escort about 5-6 years ago but things were a bit more lenient back then legally, right? So I'm just looking for advice on basically everything before I try again.

I live in Cork City, mid 30s, not driving (safer? no license plate?). Obviously my biggest fear is the terror of encountering the Gardai but any info from start to finish of appointment is very much appreciated.

Thank you.

[ItsAlwaysSunny]

I find Massage Establishments especially if they are advertising legit & also look legit the much less stressful option than a fraught walk through an an anonymous apartment complex where you really don't have any good reason to be if you are unlucky enough to get collared! But if you.are in a legit massage establishment that happens to offer extras he's etc how are the n'Gardaí ever going to prove sexual activity took pkace?? My thoughts anyway & my lived experience my truth of late etc. Saying that I DID visit an escort last Friday, a very rare treat these days but I made sure she worked alone (so not a brothel in.the eyes of the law) & itvwas her own actual flat/apartment not a non descript one that's short rerm leased to countless touring escorts, you know the score. Do your homework basically! Due dilligence & all that if you fail to prepare you prepare to fail as the saying goes, and it's actually true...anyway you asked!

A "massage" would scratch the itch, to be honest.

If anyone knows of legit or "legit" places offering these services in Cork, please feel free to PM me.

[SecretaryLover]

Well reviewed 100% independent in a hotel is the bet IMO. Go to bar for a drink before appointment if that helps.

[Brooksey86]

Never once came across any guards but don’t walk around like you’ve drugs in your pocket

Act like your going to the shop for bread

[Mrbean76]

Hi,

Firstly, I did have one experience with an escort about 5-6 years ago but things were a bit more lenient back then legally, right? So I'm just looking for advice on basically everything before I try again.

I live in Cork City, mid 30s, not driving (safer? no license plate?). Obviously my biggest fear is the terror of encountering the Gardai but any info from start to finish of appointment is very much appreciated.

Thank you.

No need to be nervous.

You should meet Betty or Michelle Fox in Cork , both well established professional ladies . They will put you at ease and one of my favourite lady's will be in Cork tomorrow I believe, the stunning Danish babe Emily.

[rockonallnite]

This is a copy-paste of an old post of mine.
Hope it helps.

Originally Posted by rockonallnite

ok newbies here are my 2 cents.

I am not going to repeat what other have said because it makes no sense, I am going to tell you other stuff, technical stuff , things that you are not going to hear from many punters or read anywhere.

I have been punting for nearly 30 years, since I was VEEEEERY young. Growing up in south America you grow fast over there.


THE RESEARCH

Do as much as you can, use the filters, READ PROFILES, reviews, pms, read between the lines, etc
choose carefully but wisely.

THE PREPARATION


First, have a shower at home be extra clean, fresh shaven including balls , shaft and arse. Clean breath, and trim your nose hair and brows too. Nice perfume (forget Dior Sauvage, that's for wankers) goes a long way.
When you are there, say to her, I had a shower at home( she will smell you from a mile away anyway) but I am going to freshen up, have a quick shower or clean your genitals if you where sweeting. USSUALLY THE CLEANER THE CLIENT THE DIRTIER THE ESCORT WILL BE.
If you need to shoot a blank, do it. NEVER GO TO AN APPOINTMENT WITH A LOADED GUN. Unless you are a multishooter, in that case you will be fine, ignore this part.
Some guys have a long shot, 1 in an hour and that's fine, others can shot 2 or 3 in 1 hour , others can shot 1 in 5 min and that's all, see what suit your needs and plan accordingly.

THE ARRIVAL

Try to get as much info where you going as possible. Ask her general __cpLocation or apartment or hotel name. google the place, try to see with google street view where are you going, check the entrance, make a mental map in your head and walk to the place in your mind.
FAIL TO PREPARE, PREPARE TO FAIL.

When close to the __cpLocation ring from your car or 1 block away. ask the code and memorize it. Hang up. walk discreetly like you are a local , enter the building and go to her door. NEVER USE THE ELEVATOR!!!. use the fire stairs, no one walks there unless an emergency. if you have time familiarize with the evacuation plan, there are usually at the back door next to exit.( check the corridors in the map)
U MUST KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YOU GOING! nothing worse than looking suspicious in a building ringing an escort shouting I CANT FIND THE DOOR!! WALK AS FAST AS YOU CAN WHEN INSIDE, DO NOT WASTE TIME. You don't want to meet the neighbors.
If she said 2nd floor the door number will be 2 hundred something, GENERALLY the first number is the floor and the seconds are the apartment number. NOT ALWAYS LIKE THAT BUT IN HOTELS ARE LIKE THAT.
If visiting hotel always use the back entrance, or the underground car park. walk to the hotel from there and use the stairs.
Pandemic times are great because you can wear a mask and no nosy neighbors will recognize you.


THE DEED


Bring something to the escort, a flower, a bar of chocolate or a small present. Is a great ice breaking thing to start on the right foot. it makes a difference. trust me on that.
Be funny, considerate, polite, clean, respectful, nice, etc.
Bring the fee in an envelope and leave it on the table or give to her, tell her how long you are going to stay and go to the shower directly without her asking you to.
Enjoy yourself, is going to be over sooner than later.


THE EXIT

When the time is up, go to the door, give her a good snog and a pinch in her arse and tell her you are coming back for more soon, make sure nobody is outside and make your exit calmly.

Walk or drive carefully and without calling too much attention.

THE REVIEW

Re live the experience by writing a review, the escort is going to appreciate that too,(maybe she can win escort of the month one day) if you are lucky she is going to answer it. fellow Punters are going to read it too and you can contribute to the community.

Be careful this shit is addictive.
Punting season has started for you...
GOOD LUCK

[robbie9]

In terms of getting caught by gardai , it is very slim , less the 0.2% in my opinion.

worry about license plates is the last thing in the world you should be worried about!!

[lfccork]

Make sure and pick a well reviewed escort if you are in cork I'd recommend Ella rose in the city or Angelina in Douglas and don't worry about guards never had a problem in 12 years.

[Joelegs]

1.
See a well establised lady with plenty of reviews to ensure she is an independent. Try to avoide ladies who share an apartment. Even two women working out of the same apartment is regarded as a brothel in Iaw.

2.
Stay away from "opt out reviews", ladies with an amature profiles fake photograph reports and low price tags.

3.
When making a booking ask the lady to tell you, even text you the general location of the apartment. This will help you find parking near by on the day and will allow you to do your homework on the area. Stay away from local areas known for drugs, crime etc.

4.
Never park outside the door of the apartment on the day. Park a couple of streets away and dander to your apointment at your leasure.

5.
Check out the street as you walk in. Look causal and don't hang about looking as if you are about to rob a bank. Due to covid you now can also wear a mask in plain sight.

6.
Don't stand on your phone outside her apartment door talking at the top of your voice.

7.
Make a clean entrance and exit. Confirm the appoint before hand and descreatly call at the agreed appoint time to ensure the escort is ready to open the door. Be as low key and as silent as you can. Wait until the door is closed before greeting your escort. Before leaving listen a moment at the front door for foot traffic passing by, when clear exit casually and silently (don't bang the door at your arse) leave.Perhaps you can even choose a different way to casually leave using another street.

8.
Cleck out the warning section on El and keep an ear to the news. If police are active in an ared and get a result they love to put it in the paper.

9.
PM an other reviewer if you have any concerns, another El member may be kind enough to answer your questions.

10.
Keep the speed limit and avoide parking tickets. It could be hard to explan to you wife or company, if driving a company car what you were doing. If you pay for anything pay in cash and bin any carpark tickets the momet you leave to avoid a them being found in your pockets, or wallets. Never admit to anything, not police, or your wife Lol.

Summery:
Do your homework, stay causal, be low key and use your common sense.

Hopes that helps.

Joe

[robbie9]

Whoever the landlord was there, he/she was making a fortune!

They are going to have rent it to normal civilians now until things quiet down again.

They've gone in & shut down some apartments being used by escorts in Ranyford recently after complaints by resudents...hence the halving of numbers plying their trade there...