last year a flask , gave it to my old man!
last year a flask , gave it to my old man!
TheSavannah (12-11-21)
A couple of years back I was given an electric toothbrush.
TheSavannah (15-11-21)
A €100 note... inside a used condom.
ladiesman217: April 2009 to April 2024
Goodbye
I got a painted rock once
My daughter bought me Old Spice aftershave a few years back. Usually I'd just pass it on as a present to a brother or nephew but who da fuq uses Old Spice anymore ?
Doc ?
Old Fool ?
Larry ?
Are we there yet ?
dr love (15-11-21), IDF2 (13-11-21), TheSavannah (15-11-21)
No thanks I use a home brew recipe.
- 2 spoons of sugar
- Pinch of salt
- The juice from a single slice of lemon
- My own semen (half a cup or so)
Mix it all together. Boil it for 10 minutes on high heat. Pour it into a small jar and freeze for 48 hours. Let it thaw for 1 week inside a bowl. Put it into a spray can and off you pop.
Last edited by ladiesman217; 12-11-21 at 23:22.
ladiesman217: April 2009 to April 2024
Goodbye
One of my sisters hates me, the feeling is mutual. She always buys me Man United gear from the official shop. I don't support them. She grew up with me she knows that.
FetishCherry (14-11-21), TheSavannah (15-11-21)
IDF2 (14-11-21), TheSavannah (15-11-21)