Missing my duo partner

[experienced punter]

That's a very good question e.p., but it's a pity to waste it on such a boring, stupid....I've forgotten all the other adjectives you used about this thread.....but full marks to Brother ber for pointing out the utter stupidity of this thread.

Any else exciting happening down your neck of the woods e.p.?

nah not really I'm thinking seriously about sexual abstinence rightnow....

[thehighwayman]

We could send this thread to a new forum called the boring old farts forum for boring old farts

[carlos marvado]

nah not really I'm thinking seriously about sexual abstinence rightnow....

That's depressing...really depressing, get Westie to talk to you about Buddhism....it might cheer you up!

[carlos marvado]

We could send this thread to a new forum called the boring old farts forum for boring old farts

We'd need a boring old fart of a moderator to mod the boring forum...any suggestions?

[thehighwayman]

I have one or 2 suggestions

[carlos marvado]

The person must be a certified boring old fart but they must also be somewhat level headed....the last thing we need right now is another mod who gets a big swelled head on him like a f**king..............cauliflower...............is that the right class of a vegetable Highway?

Yeah, we dont want no f**king cauliflower heads in here.

[Doozer]

Well then there is onlyn one that comes to mind

[clarence hilten]

The person must be a certified boring old fart but they must also be somewhat level headed....the last thing we need right now is another mod who gets a big swelled head on him like a f**king cauliflower....Yeah, we dont want no f**king cauliflower heads in here.

oh dear, well QueerPuntHoundher and Wacko Westo will be just soooooooo disappointed

[carlos marvado]

Go on Doozer tell us......I'm dieing to know........is it your man with the cauliflower head?

[thehighwayman]

All this talk of vegetables reminds me of the lovely turnip I had today