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[whiteball]

Making everyone happy is impossible.
Pissing them off is a piece of cake.
I like cake.

[EscortInspector]

[whiteball]

Being kissed while you are asleep is
one of the purest forms of love...
Unless you are in prison.

[whiteball]

Overheard a lady saying she won't
let her kid watch Peppa Pig because
it encourages bad behavior like,
"Jumping in Puddles," I watched
Road Runner as a kid and haven't
blown anyone up with dynamite - yet.

[blondiebombshell]

When you are not practicing, someone else is getting better. Allen Iverson

[blondiebombshell]

You can’t stop the waves, but you can learn how to surf. Jon Kabat-Zinn

[whiteball]

GOOD MORNING.
Maybe this is not
One of your favourites, but
Never forget that every
Day you wake up is an
Amazing gift and it's up to
You to make it count.

[whiteball]

Be crazy. Be stupid. Be silly.
Be weird. Be whatever.
Because life is too short to be
anything but happy.

[whiteball]

The most wonderful places to be in
the world are: in someone's thoughts,
in someone's prayers, and in someone's
heart.

[Rockerman]

The most wonderful places to be in
the world are: in someone's thoughts,
in someone's prayers, and in someone's
heart.

Pussy?

Apologies I'll get my hat ...