LOTTERY ADVICE
If you find out that you are holding
the winning ticket in the national
lottery, before anyone finds out, call
everyone you know. Tell them you have
an emergency and need to borrow 500eure.
They will most likely ignore you. This will
come in handy in a few weeks when they find
out you won the lotto jackpot, and it will make
it much harder for them to ask you to share
your lottery winnings.
Last edited by whiteball; 16-11-22 at 11:07.
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
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