Funniest/ weirdest things that have happened during an appointment

[Johnnybegood1]

Yes they need a sign or ticketing system to say “please cum now”

Haha, maybe a hazmat suit with appropriate flaps for the escort and all..would mean less complaints about fake pics! Like a drive thru..we could be onto a new fetish or business model here!

[2bornot2b]

I don’t think they have a fav for role play hazmat yet

[rockonallnite]

Off course @Rock they will never catch you.. unless they maybe read your post... Well not catch you but maybe identify you

I'm smarter than them, I went there incognito, I THINK ESCORT INSPECTOR would do a better job trying to catch me than them...anyway my post will self destruct in 5.4.3..2......

[Mrbean76]

The time I met Rafaella I went to the wrong door , I waited to be buzzed in . I couldn't enter because I was at the wrong door . After a few failed attempts she said she'd come down to get me . She came down to the ground floor entrance and I was at the first floor entrance. She went back upstairs and phoned me to ask where I was , she was getting a bit annoyed understandably. I took a photo of the entrance I was at and then she realised what was going on. I went down to the ground floor entrance and went up to her and had a brilliant time . Rafaella is incredible.



I've met Emily at least 60 times but two appointments nearly didn't happen, both were due to phone issues. I went to Belfast for an overnight with her , she gave me the address before I left home but when I arrived I realised my phone didn't work and I had no way of contacting her . The numbers on the intercom outside were illegible and I didn't know what buttons to press( no pun intended, no smart comments please ).Luckily she saw me from her apartment and she was able to phone me from her 0044 number and let me in.

I met her another time in Santry and again my phone wasn't working so when I got there I couldn't contact her and as luck would have it the intercom wasn't working. I waited outside for twenty five minutes but no one came out or entered the building. Emily got changed and came out to look for me , she looked pissed off at first but we had a laugh when she realised what had happened


I had an early morning appointment in a hotel one time and there was two guys sitting outside the escorts room, they had been drinking all night . I showed them my garda id and they legged it , JOKING !!! . I told them to fuck off and they obliged. The escort was absolutely beautiful but very inexperienced.


During another hotel appointment the ladies little dog decided to stand up on his back legs and lick my feet as we were doing it doggy style!!


Another time during a crap threesome that I travelled 400km for one of the ladies asked me if I'd like to stay for an extra hour . €800 for one round and a chat

[robbie9]

60 times , my god! you must have a good job!!

Not trying to be smart but how on earth can you travel all the way to Belfast and have phone issues.

And again out in Santry .

If you have phone issues you are not prepared.

I have been seeing escorts for 9 years , never had a phone issue..

The time I met Rafaella I went to the wrong door , I waited to be buzzed in . I couldn't enter because I was at the wrong door . After a few failed attempts she said she'd come down to get me . She came down to the ground floor entrance and I was at the first floor entrance. She went back upstairs and phoned me to ask where I was , she was getting a bit annoyed understandably. I took a photo of the entrance I was at and then she realised what was going on. I went down to the ground floor entrance and went up to her and had a brilliant time . Rafaella is incredible.



I've met Emily at least 60 times but two appointments nearly didn't happen, both were due to phone issues. I went to Belfast for an overnight with her , she gave me the address before I left home but when I arrived I realised my phone didn't work and I had no way of contacting her . The numbers on the intercom outside were illegible and I didn't know what buttons to press( no pun intended, no smart comments please ).Luckily she saw me from her apartment and she was able to phone me from her 0044 number and let me in.

I met her another time in Santry and again my phone wasn't working so when I got there I couldn't contact her and as luck would have it the intercom wasn't working. I waited outside for twenty five minutes but no one came out or entered the building. Emily got changed and came out to look for me , she looked pissed off at first but we had a laugh when she realised what had happened


I had an early morning appointment in a hotel one time and there was two guys sitting outside the escorts room, they had been drinking all night . I showed them my garda id and they legged it , JOKING !!! . I told them to fuck off and they obliged. The escort was absolutely beautiful but very inexperienced.


During another hotel appointment the ladies little dog decided to stand up on his back legs and lick my feet as we were doing it doggy style!!


Another time during a crap threesome that I travelled 400km for one of the ladies asked me if I'd like to stay for an extra hour . €800 for one round and a chat

[Mrbean76]

60 times , my god! you must have a good job!!

Not trying to be smart but how on earth can you travel all the way to Belfast and have phone issues.

And again out in Santry .

If you have phone issues you are not prepared.

I have been seeing escorts for 9 years , never had a phone issue..

Who said I have a job?

My phone issues in Belfast were due to me being in Northern Ireland, I thought my phone would work but it didn't. The incident in Santry was months later , I was having a dispute with my mobile phone provider about my contract and they disabled my phone for a few days. It wouldn’t have been a problem if the intercom was working.

[Johnnybegood1]

Another time during a crap threesome that I travelled 400km for one of the ladies asked me if I'd like to stay for an extra hour . €800 for one round and a chat

The last one is heartbreaking!

I tried threesomes for bit but it never really lived up to expectations, like having sex with a spectator!

The dog one made me laugh..at least hers was friendly!

Btw there is/was recently a nice young lady with jealous Jack Russell whom I took to bringing doggy treats..I considered putting chocolate in them! 😁

[rockonallnite]

60 times , my god! you must have a good job!!

Not trying to be smart but how on earth can you travel all the way to Belfast and have phone issues.

And again out in Santry .

If you have phone issues you are not prepared.

I have been seeing escorts for 9 years , never had a phone issue..

I never had phone issues, I have 2 phones and 3 sim cards ...fail to prepare, prepare to fail they say...

[robbie9]

Too right, I read loads of stories about running out of battery!

How in your right mind can you go to see an escort drive there and then even consider battery dying in your phone, utterly disgraceful imo.

I never had phone issues, I have 2 phones and 3 sim cards ...fail to prepare, prepare to fail they say...

[robbie9]

Well I guess they are legitimate excuses to be fair.

WhatsApp not work either?

Who said I have a job?

My phone issues in Belfast were due to me being in Northern Ireland, I thought my phone would work but it didn't. The incident in Santry was months later , I was having a dispute with my mobile phone provider about my contract and they disabled my phone for a few days. It wouldn’t have been a problem if the intercom was working.