Dont forget the saffron robes Westie, without them we wont be able to recognise that you're a buddhist and people will assume you're still a catholic and continue to give you shit.

Personally I left the catholic church as soon as I was able to walk out of it on my own two feet. Those fuckers dressed in black scared the shit out of me......no sex, no drink, no fun....they're up there alongside traffic wardens and nightclub doormen.....you need to be a serious sociopath to consider any of those vocations.