Dublin City Centre Massage Places

[bigmango]

Have a bit of business to attend to in Swords today. Anyone any recommendations for the area?

I like more nature ladies with great assets ��

Lisa formerly in D3, Dundrum normally these days in |Malahide is working there for next two weeks.

I posted some info on the last page (P4) of the Swords thread about her.

[bigmango]

Nothing unfortunate about that. It's the only reliable way to communicate on here given the rules.

No one is wasting anyone's time asking for a PM. Haven't met any "arseholes" on the Private Message threads either. Only helpful decent punters seeking and giving information.

That's one sour bitter attitude you have there.

Mean, selfish and foul mouthed. There's no room for your caustic outlook on here. Giant egotistical time waster.

I think it is more about the big Egos on here slagging off those who choose or prefer to use PM for info.

Calling them "Aholes" etc.

Chip on the shoulder types who bring a lot of negativity to the thread confusing punters and desperately in need of power and control.

Just wasting time and lowering the tone in general.

Those who make a little effort to PM on here with a cool and cheerful vibe will get what they are looking for. The others will have to try just a little harder.

Overall it's a good mood on here. The clues are total crap and not even smart. Boring and time wasting they just put punters off and they end up going to other sites for info. No need.

My reluctance to pass on information to all & sundry is not about being elitist - its to do with the safety & well being of the provider who’s details I am passing on.

There has been numerous threads in the past where providers have complained of punters
a) who are arseholes - turning up at their door without appointments because they know the location but do not have the kop on to make a booking in advance or even turning up with a friend
B) who are time wasters – making booking – confirming the booking but not showing up because they think it is all a joke,

You say you have never met these kind of punters but you can not honestly say whether you have communicated with them or not because you have made no effort to distinguish them from the genuine punters with a few reviews who at least know the basics of what is required of them to interact with the providers.

You do not make any effort to filter out the genuine punter from the rest – yes - it takes effort.

Its easier for you to just PM to all & sundry -
Having loads of telephone calls and text messages is not necessary good for a providers business – its only good if they are from genuine punters - leading to good encounters.

[BacardiacArrest]

Have a bit of business to attend to in Swords today. Anyone any recommendations for the area?

I like more nature ladies with great assets 🤫

Ok guys, was in Swords earlier today, and I don't say this lightly, but up there with the best experience I've had yet, I'll give a detailed review, any masseuses reading this, take note.

Ok, so nice and clear instructions on where to go, prices and what I could expect.

Greeted by a lady, I'd guess I'm her late 30s/early 40s, great figure, nice boobs.

She stripped me, stood facing me where she explored my body, while she was in her lingerie, with a very strategically placed mirror, so I could enjoy the view. This was quickly followed by her bending over, with my lad between her butt cheeks, where she used those cheeks in a back/forth motion, to get things started.

Immediately after this, she lay on the table, now with no bra on, flat on her back, legs spread wide, where she gyrated her self against my now rock hard lad, with just a thin layer of knickers separating her privates with mine, did well to hold myself.

Then, I was told to lay on my back where she brought me to a well deserved climax, (all this in the first 15 minutes)

The next half hour was spent with me face down, and her caressing every inch of my body, with a fairly decent massage, especially loved the occasional stroking of the back of my balls.

Finally told to turn around where she was stood completely in her birthday suit, and gave me a further massage, and the occasional spitting on the head of my lad.

The ending was phenomenal, finished me off with lots of oil and a sneaky latex gloved finger up the you know where!

I'll tell you what, it's a pity I live so far away from swords, because this would be a firm regular of mine!

Price for one hour with 2 cums was the equivalent of 24 pints of Guinness.

Enjoy lads

[BacardiacArrest]

Have a bit of business to attend to in Swords today. Anyone any recommendations for the area?

I like more nature ladies with great assets 🤫

Lisa formerly in D3, Dundrum normally these days in |Malahide is working there for next two weeks.

I posted some info on the last page (P4) of the Swords thread about her.

Cheers big mango, I actually text and called her earlier as it happens but alas no answer.

Definitely added to my to visit list.

[bigmango]

Cheers big mango, I actually text and called her earlier as it happens but alas no answer.

Definitely added to my to visit list.

I actually thought from your post that you had met her - She is a fun person to be with.

[ShamrockShake]

Was that the beautiful Lisa?

[Biggiebaws]

How private would a visit to Lisa be? Asking as a very tense and concerned local.

[Dmac11]

Whilst I am happy to give out info and openly admit to asking for information, I can also see the downside of passing on info to all and sundry

I have in the past received information from both gents in the debate and am most grateful for it as it has led to some really good experiences

Regarding reviews, I have simply given up on doing them as I have tried many a time and they never get through so I’m not wasting any more time trying

Just my tuppence worth but hopefully we can keep it civil and enjoy the ride

[robothecop]

My reluctance to pass on information to all & sundry is not about being elitist - its to do with the safety & well being of the provider who’s details I am passing on.

There has been numerous threads in the past where providers have complained of punters
a) who are arseholes - turning up at their door without appointments because they know the location but do not have the kop on to make a booking in advance or even turning up with a friend
B) who are time wasters – making booking – confirming the booking but not showing up because they think it is all a joke,

You say you have never met these kind of punters but you can not honestly say whether you have communicated with them or not because you have made no effort to distinguish them from the genuine punters with a few reviews who at least know the basics of what is required of them to interact with the providers.

You do not make any effort to filter out the genuine punter from the rest – yes - it takes effort.

Its easier for you to just PM to all & sundry -
Having loads of telephone calls and text messages is not necessary good for a providers business – its only good if they are from genuine punters - leading to good encounters.

What a giant oversized ego you are.

What are you? Just a punter on here like anyone else. Nothing more.

You are one mixed up and confused member on here.

You spent most of your time in the past interfering with punters - who were trying to use this thread to communicate with each other - running a scam where you dictated (on behalf of everyone) that reviews had to be posted before they were "allowed" any information???

Sending them off around town testing out new massage venues for you to report back on here first before you would given them some simple information??? What a laugh!

I have posted all of this before about you - what part of it do you not understand???? Why are you still allowed on here calling punters "Aholes"?

Just who do you think you are???

Your latest pathetic excuse - that you are on here to "vet" punters? Don't make me laugh!!!!!!! Peeing myself here. The "Ahole Police" or something are you?
Wow. Big man indeed.

Just who do you think you are? What qualifies you to do this exactly? Where does it say on EI that this is a procedure that will take place on here? Or that you are appointed (anointed) to do this? What a fricking joke!

Now you want me to do it!!!!! You must be joking.

God Complex. That all this is. Get off the thread - stop wasting time.

I have said this before - more than once - on here and I am gathering that others on here are supporting me standing up to overconfident BS from a tired old user with endless spare time exactly like you. You are pissing people off. Get the message please.

I saw an effort to be polite and accommodating from you lately after another punter told you off bluntly or being caustic and mean. And here you are now inventing more fantasies of superhero powers you think you have again!

Leave it out! It's tiring! You are boring! Holding everyone up! Give it up! Whatever it takes.

Who am I to start judging punters and putting them through some dumb intelligence Mensa test before I pass some helpful info on to them? I wouldn't take that treatment from any punter on here myself when asking.

The problems with punters visiting providers you describe happen every day - everywhere. It goes with the territory. And there is nothing anyone can do about it. I'm sure they get the message quickly enough on how to behave. If not there are plenty of us in here to advise them if they ask.

You have an attitude that has no place on here. You have shown your true colours plenty of times already. No ridiculous excuses like these ones will change that.

You have no respect for anyone and no interest in anyone's health and safety. Taking to you is a joke.

[TheNightShift]

Yo.

Let's take a breather and keep things cool.


Julie.