Review Rant

[Brooksey86]

type of accommodation should be allowed in the reviews in Ireland, just say in review if its 1st, 2nd or 3rd floor so on, I don't fancy jumping out from 3rd or 4th floors so if I see this I would not go until shes moved on to another city with more suitable safer and jump friendly accommodation

Jump friendly accommodation haha

[rockonallnite]

I think from now on I will not share anything with anybody, what's the point,?! Mods chop and slaughter reviews, punters rant, and some escorts don't give a shit.
Punters do your research and good luck!. From now on I'll write a song and everyone can interpret that the way they like...

[Untamed]

Obviously touched a nerve here but it's impossible to read between the lines of ' I'll keep what happened between us' there's no point going through the trouble of typing a review if you're gonna say nothing. And as for the size thing with a certain favourite unavailable, I knew exactly what this meant, but I referred to this as a man feeding his own ego. No different to the guys who say they're preparing their weapon fir battle while they take the shower. Saying it was great tells me very little. Saying she's gorgeous when the pics are there tells me no more and I don't care how hot it is outside or if you're dehydrated. Why feel the need to talk about yourself. Bizarre. Reading between the lines can mess up an awful lot of things because we all read between the lines differently. Reviews shouldn't leave guesswork, what's the point of them??

[WeeJimmy]

from now on when in Ireland I am going to do a poem instead for the escorts. i'm going to be Irelands Wordsworths they have proved positive and a big hit and yesterday had an escort personally thank me for my wonderful words, you are welcome darling, i never got that kind of service with reviews.

[Stephanie]

Obviously touched a nerve here but it's impossible to read between the lines of ' I'll keep what happened between us' there's no point going through the trouble of typing a review if you're gonna say nothing. And as for the size thing with a certain favourite unavailable, I knew exactly what this meant, but I referred to this as a man feeding his own ego. No different to the guys who say they're preparing their weapon fir battle while they take the shower. Saying it was great tells me very little. Saying she's gorgeous when the pics are there tells me no more and I don't care how hot it is outside or if you're dehydrated. Why feel the need to talk about yourself. Bizarre. Reading between the lines can mess up an awful lot of things because we all read between the lines differently. Reviews shouldn't leave guesswork, what's the point of them??

: what exactly would you like a Review to contain ?

[EscortInspector]

I'd be happy with syntax and punctuation.

[90sGunther]

. Saying she's gorgeous when the pics are there tells me no more

you use the phrase she is gorgeous in every review you have written
but I think I understand the point you are making

[EscortInspector]

you use the phrase she is gorgeous in every review you have written
but I think I understand the point you are making

[AyannaMelek]

As someone who is at the receiving end of the reviews, I personally don’t like explicit reviews.

You can keep the reviews both detailed and tasteful talking about prices, photo accuracy, services offered etc.

Some things are best to be kept behind closed doors.

Would you like for an escort that you visit to talk to another client about what you did with her in the bedroom if it was an unsatisfying experience for her? How would that make you feel if you knew an escort would talk about you like that?

Or how would you like it if a reply to your explicit review would sound like-“Thanks for the review, glad you enjoyed, but unfortunately for me it was nothing to write home about. Ended up finishing myself in the shower because you weren’t able to help me climax” or “thanks for the review but I wish I could say the same about you. Your penis was too tiny, you smelled like an ass and you were sweating all over me like a pig. You thought you were a god in bed but I was praying that you would finish quicker.”

You wouldn’t like it. Most definitely because that would make you feel uncomfortable, your confidence would be below sea level and you would feel like shit.

You can get a good feel of how a person is or how good an experience can be from reading her introduction(some of us actually do take our time to actually write something and not just simply copy/paste from someone else), her reviews(if she has more than 50-60 positive reviews odds are that you will have a likely good experience.

Every client is different and our job as escorts is to make everyone that gets the chance to visit to feel good in our presence. But we are also human as well and would love to be treated as such. Not all of us see the people coming through the door as walking piggy banks, just like not all clients treat us with respect. Respect goes both ways

[jessicabp]

Some things are best to be kept behind closed doors. - as Nina said.