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    Default What are the 3 best attributes in an Escort?

    Not a ford escort..we all know they were great!

    Just hitting the hay here and the thought crossed my mind.

    I'd say
    No.1 not being pretentious.
    No.3 gives a good oral service
    Last edited by TomEA; 03-06-21 at 08:52. Reason: Gobshite

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    Diligence
    Patience
    Lust
    "Remove prostitutes from human affairs, and you will unsettle everything because of lusts..."
    St Augustine

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    Left breast
    Right breast
    Vag

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    Friendly
    Horny
    Nice ass

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    Good oral
    Good acting (pretending they enjoy it )
    Providing all favourites listed

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrCreen View Post
    Not a ford escort..we all know they were great!

    Just hitting the hay here and the thought crossed my mind.

    I'd say
    No.1 not being pretentious.
    No.2 Obliging
    No.3 gives a good oral service
    No time wasting.
    No asking you do you love them.
    The good ones allow facials.
    Last edited by 176x; 03-06-21 at 06:27.
    No two way's about it, I am the best looking punter in Ireland.

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    Must be excellent at ping pong.

    Good chess player.

    And above all knitting is a must have.
    Life is a journey, complete it.

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    *gobshite
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    Honesty
    Attentive
    Pleasent
    Everything else falls into place then.

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    Laundry - so that she washes & dries my underwear to remove the streaks
    Darning - so that she repairs the holes in my socks / clothes
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