Chuck Norris Edition

**JAMESCORK** · 14-05-21, 15:14

**makerubyreal** · 14-05-21, 18:55

After weeks of partying Chuck Norris was found drunk in a ditch, somewhere in Poland.

**TheNightShift** · 14-05-21, 22:14

**Bukar** · 14-05-21, 23:08

When Chuck Norris looks up in the sky, clouds begin to sweat... some call it rain.

**Barney Rubble** · 14-05-21, 23:20

Originally Posted by JAMESCORK

CHUCK NORRIS. He even gets JAMESCORK back posting !

**Stephanie** · 15-05-21, 06:16

I actually met Chuck Norris - early-mid 90’s ? In a sound studio LA / BevHills .

By then he was already wearing toupees ( or maybe just an effort with hair mousses ?? ) ,

he was most courteous and complimentary .. = I was wearing the tightest tiny stretch

white mini skirt with heels and a matching skin-tight keyhole on back midriff-baring top .

He was polite , but oh boy , did his eyes wander

X

Cool dude 😎 x

**Barney Rubble** · 15-05-21, 07:18

Originally Posted by Stephanie

I actually met Chuck Norris - early-mid 90’s ? In a sound studio LA / BevHills .

By then he was already wearing toupees ( or maybe just an effort with hair mousses ?? ) ,

he was most courteous and complimentary .. = I was wearing the tightest tiny stretch

white mini skirt with heels and a matching skin-tight keyhole on back midriff-baring top .

He was polite , but oh boy , did his eyes wander

X

Cool dude �� x

Cool dude ? Lucky dude too by the sounds of it ! You were indeed a sight to behold !

**WeeJimmy** · 15-05-21, 09:30

Chuck Norris said for real that Bruce lee was the only guy able to kick his ass. Bruce was something else

**IDF2** · 17-05-21, 06:36

Chuck Norris was exposed to Covid-19.

Covid-19 had to go into quarantine for a month.

Chuck Norris didn't call the wrong number, you answered the wrong phone.

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a poisonous snake. And after a week of excruciating pain, the snake died.

Chuck Norris once had an arm wrestling contest with superman.
I'm not going to say who won, but the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside for the rest of his life.

Chuck Norris never needs to flush the toilet.
He always scares the crap out of it.

Chuck Norris is able to strangle people using a cordless phone.

**joggon** · 17-05-21, 13:34

Thread: Chuck Norris Edition

Thread Tools

Search Thread

Display

The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to JAMESCORK For This Useful Post:

The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to makerubyreal For This Useful Post:

The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to TheNightShift For This Useful Post:

The Following User Says Thank You to Bukar For This Useful Post:

The Following User Says Thank You to Barney Rubble For This Useful Post:

The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to Stephanie For This Useful Post:

The Following User Says Thank You to Barney Rubble For This Useful Post:

The Following User Says Thank You to WeeJimmy For This Useful Post:

The Following User Says Thank You to IDF2 For This Useful Post:

The Following User Says Thank You to joggon For This Useful Post:

Posting Permissions