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    lets remember Sav and keep her thread going, she was a good un

    Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger Nightmares

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    Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.


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    When God said, “Let there be light!” Chuck Norris said, “Say Please.”

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    ONLY one man can sort out the Rat problem on here, yes Chuck Norris
    Call Chuck and its party time over for the Rats

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    Chuck Norris is 83 today. Happy Birthday, Chuck!

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    Quote Originally Posted by makerubyreal View Post
    Chuck Norris is 83 today. Happy Birthday, Chuck!
    He was born in a cabin he built with his own hands

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    As the young 15 year old Chuck Norris was leaving home for LA he turned and put his hand on his Father's shoulder and said, "You're the Man of the House now, Dad"

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    Chuck Norris once had fisticuffs with superman.

    I'm not going to say who won, but the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside for the rest of his life.

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    Chuck Norris though himself to read from a book he wrote.
    When his mother gave birth to him, Chuck Norris drove them home form the hospital.
    Chuck Norris can run so fast, he ran around the world and punched himself in the back of the head

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