-Chuck Norris was attacked by Covid-19. Virus is self isolating at the moment.
-Jesus, Pope and Chuck Norris standing at the river bank but want to get to the other side. Jesus goes first and makes it, Chuck goes second and makes it. Pope makes couple of steps and drowns.
Jesus says to Chuck: Ha, you also knew about the stones!? Chuck says: Which stones?
-Chuck Norris was born on 6th of May 1945, Germans surendered the next day, coincidence?
-When ghosts sit around camp fire they tell spooky stories of Chuck Norris
“The aim is to balance the terror of being alive with the wonder of being alive.”
― Carlos Castaneda