Any advice for a first timer?

[EscortInspector]

Ahhh, look, guys.
I am well aware that only two things happen, when there's more than 3 blokes in the room:
- they either start talking about military service
or
- they start measuring their penises

Taking into account that this site is about penises...


When I said 'negotiations' I didn't mean 'haggling' I am neither politician nor from Kerry What I meant is adjustment of one's ideas and visions to real level and budget. Hope that makes sense?
For example, is the business talk part of the allocated time?

My list:

Always: Call and arrange appointment. Confirm appointment before you travel anywhere. Agree donation and services before you get there. Shower before and after, it's a good habit. Pay when you are shown to room. Chill, it's all good.
Advice for first punt:
1. Visit one of the more experienced, well-established ladies i.e. Amy Alison, Curvy Nina, Mature Eva, Party Queen Amber etc etc. These girls know what they're doing and you won't have to think. Plan ahead, discuss over phone/text what you'd like to happen.
2. Arrive 5 mins early. Stand at a bus stop or sit in your car.
3. Listen to some banging tune to boost your confidence; smoke a cigarette or chew gum to settle nerves.
4. If you're offered a drink, accept it, if not ask for one; take a few sips and chill. Water or something sugary.
5. Strip off and get comfortable.
6. Be mindful and enjoy what's happening, before you know it it'll all be over.
7. Remember to breathe, make noise and move around.
8. If you finish early, no worries, just chill and have a chat. They don't bite.
9. When time's up, thank them and leave.
10. Go home buzzing and plan your next punt, read reviews, look at pictures and PM members for recommendations.

Agree everything you'd like/expect to happen prior to arriving at the location.

[DrAlan]

Ahhh, look, guys.
I am well aware that only two things happen, when there's more than 3 blokes in the room:
- they either start talking about military service
or
- they start measuring their penises

Taking into account that this site is about penises...


When I said 'negotiations' I didn't mean 'haggling' I am neither politician nor from Kerry What I meant is adjustment of one's ideas and visions to real level and budget. Hope that makes sense?
For example, is the business talk part of the allocated time?

Don’t know where you’re from, but round here we keep our “military service” to ourselves.

The same with penis length.

FYI, time starts once the door is opened, if you’re on time. Otherwise from the booking time.

Relax / chill it’s fun.....not a business deal.

[Brooksey86]

My list:



Agree everything you'd like/expect to happen prior to arriving at the location.

All great advice but don’t smoke

[clarelad]

Ahhh, look, guys.
I am well aware that only two things happen, when there's more than 3 blokes in the room:
- they either start talking about military service
or
- they start measuring their penises

Taking into account that this site is about penises...


When I said 'negotiations' I didn't mean 'haggling' I am neither politician nor from Kerry What I meant is adjustment of one's ideas and visions to real level and budget. Hope that makes sense?
For example, is the business talk part of the allocated time?

Choose wisely women will good reviews similar age if possible and enjoy experience