So reading through the details of my medical insurance policy, and it turns out I'm covered to visit a massage therapist up to 12 times a year, and be reimbursed 50%. While I realise generally it is a cash business, perhaps someone might be willing to provide a receipt? I'd be happy if it wasn't full service, just erotic massage if that worked better.
Fully realise it's a long shot, but if it means I get to visit someone once a month instead of a couple of times a year I'm willing to ask what might potentially be a dumb question!
Happy to travel in Dublin, but preferably city or Northside