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  1. Default So do you have to wear a mask while boning?

    Hello ,

    just moved to Ireland 2 weeks ago and wondered how the whole situation is handled here with escorts. Back at home most escorts did not insist on wearing face masks. What is it like here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nyi124 View Post
    Hello ,

    just moved to Ireland 2 weeks ago and wondered how the whole situation is handled here with escorts. Back at home most escorts did not insist on wearing face masks. What is it like here?
    Welcome to Ireland. where are u from? where some escorts wear masks?

    The protocol here is that you arrive in full protective gear, mask, face shield, full suit, gloves etc.
    The escort then sprays you with disinfectant and sterilises your penis with vodka.
    she will then pace 2 condoms on your penis and 2 gloves on her hand and gently massage you.
    You probably won't feel anything
    Recommend you bring along a grapefruit with a hole cut in the middle and ask her to microwave it for 50 seconds and want ur penis with it with only one condom.
    Its very effective if you like grapefruit.


    have u been in quarantine for the 2 weeks? or just messing?


    are u from mars by any chance??

    ps its called slagging.....welcome to Ireland u clown!

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    I am from Germany but I guess mars is not too far off. Actually that question was serious but judging from your responses probably a dumb one from Irish perspective. But to be fair there are quite some escorts in Germany that require you to wear a mask during slagging (Did I use that correctly? I´m learning more here than in my 5 years of English class!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nyi124 View Post
    I am from Germany but I guess mars is not too far off. Actually that question was serious but judging from your responses probably a dumb one from Irish perspective. But to be fair there are quite some escorts in Germany that require you to wear a mask during slagging (Did I use that correctly? I´m learning more here than in my 5 years of English class!)
    Germany, at least u got a sense of humour.

    I had a German shepherd once, no sense of humour at all.

    Also I drove a few mercs, not too funny the cost of parts either.

    However, you’ll love it here, we like beer and sausages too.

    What brings u to Ireland? The weather?


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    Quote Originally Posted by FunLuvinCriminal View Post
    Germany, at least u got a sense of humour.

    I had a German shepherd once, no sense of humour at all.

    Also I drove a few mercs, not too funny the cost of parts either.

    However, you’ll love it here, we like beer and sausages too.

    What brings u to Ireland? The weather?


    The weather is phenomenal. I can stay inside all day wanking and nobody can judge me for that telling me how good the weather is outside. Not the biggest fan of sausages to be honest but the beer is definitely a plus although I was kinda shocked how expensive it is in supermarkets. Rent is sky high here but I guess I will spend more on beer with 2 bucks for a can.

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    Gute Nacht!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeyThereDahlia View Post
    Only Irish use the word boning

    Slainte MF
    Really. I've never heard an Irishman use the word boning.
    My wife caught me wearing ladies underwear and threatened to leave me.
    So I packed up all her clothes
    And left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nyi124 View Post
    Hello ,

    just moved to Ireland 2 weeks ago and wondered how the whole situation is handled here with escorts. Back at home most escorts did not insist on wearing face masks. What is it like here?
    I haven't punted at level 5, but I have had 2 appointments wearing masks, one was a massage appointment, masks worn throughout. The other appointment we removed our masks when we could breath over each others shoulders. But every appointment is different, discuss with the individual escort. While at level 5, I suggest you wear a mask in any situation where social distancing isn't possible.
    My wife caught me wearing ladies underwear and threatened to leave me.
    So I packed up all her clothes
    And left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by philipkntz View Post
    I haven't punted at level 5, but I have had 2 appointments wearing masks, one was a massage appointment, masks worn throughout. The other appointment we removed our masks when we could breath over each others shoulders. But every appointment is different, discuss with the individual escort. While at level 5, I suggest you wear a mask in any situation where social distancing isn't possible.
    Like for reals

    Anyone I met wearing a mask did so to get into the block discreetly
    But never during booking

    But northern Irish are a tougher breed ��

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nyi124 View Post
    I am from Germany but I guess mars is not too far off. Actually that question was serious but judging from your responses probably a dumb one from Irish perspective. But to be fair there are quite some escorts in Germany that require you to wear a mask during slagging (Did I use that correctly? I´m learning more here than in my 5 years of English class!)
    Shovels in the corner ....

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