As some of you know, Ms Savannah is away and asked your boy to take a run at interviewing Westside. Here's a transcript:
Eagle: Westside, it's a pleasure to interview you. Thanks for the opportunity.
Westside: Fuck off. Westside.
Eagle: Okay, first question....
Westside: And last hopefully. Westside.
Eagle: What's your favourite direction on a compass?
Westside: Was that supposed to be funny? Westside.
Eagle: Yes, just a little ice breaker.
Westside: Get the fuck on with it. Westside.
Eagle: Okay. What made you decide to get into punting?
Westside: That's none of your business. Westside.
Eagle: Okay....well tell us, what's your most memorable punting experience?
Westside: That's none of your business either. Westside.
Eagle: Surely one sticks out?
Westside: This one time an escort's dog attacked me and started biting my leg while we were getting down to business. Westside.
Eagle: Oh that sounds awful! What did you do?
Westside: I told her to get the fuck off me. Westside.
Eagle: The escort or the dog?
Westside: The dog. Westside.
Eagle: Ouch! Do you like dogs?
Westside: No I find them smelly and cantankerous. Westside.
Eagle: Well, playing devil's advocate, some might say you're cantankerous yourself! How would you respond to that?
Westside: Fuck off and ask me about punting. Westside.
Eagle: Fair enough. So, who would you say is your favourite escort?
Westside: None of your business. Again. Westside.
Eagle: C'mon, there's got to be one!
Westside: There's too many to name. Westside.
Eagle: Right, so what's your opinion of Ruhuma?
Westside: I've never met her. Westside.
That concludes our interview. Big thanks to Westside for his cooperation