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    Hello everyone, my name is Chris and this is my story of discovering EI, lurking for months in shadows untill I finally drew the courage to book an appointment.

    2020 was an abysmal year, for everybody I guess, to me it ment I got fired from my job I was working for 6 years (due to covid, but I guess I wanted to quit anyways so), ending the relationship with my ex after 7 years of being together, I was at a rock bottom. Somewhere in the mid July I get an interesting job offer, only catch is, I have 48h to decide should I turn my life completely upside down, leave my home in Croatia and set sail for Ireland, in search of a better life. Guessing that it can't really go any worse than it is, I accept the offer and move to Dublin. As I was staying in a hotel first few weeks untill I found a place to live days were kinda boring and I decide to Google stuff about Dublin so I get some general idea about the city and where to go, what to do. During my search I bump upon Escort Ireland, I check the site up, check the internet to see if all of this is legit and to my surprise, not that the site is legit, but its made extremely well, with endless choices and a big community, so I decide to register an account aaaaand, I don't open the site for next 3 months. Fast forward, it's December, lockdown #3 just announced, my 30th birthday is coming, I start to toy with the idea of visiting an escort again, this time I put effort in really looking around the site, reading profiles, reviews, forums.. Few weeks pass and I am still undecided should I do it or rather not, my mind starts to picture scenarios how it would went down if I actually do decide to go through with it but I'm still scared that I would feel awkward and again I almost abandon the idea. Another week goes by and I've gone through half of the forum, blogs, read so many articles and it was a good that I did because I felt more confident about visiting an escort at this point, so I do what the forum suggested for my first punt, I make a short list of every girl I think would be good for my first visit, I triple check their infos, get all the "rules" and tips on how to approach an escort and I decide it's time to go, I'm ready!

    I save the girls number in my phone, open whatsapp, write me message and I just look at the phone, should I send? What if she doesn't like strangers sending whatsapp? Should I call? How should I call I can't even send a message god damn it! Ok, ok, I'll send the message and if she replys I will call, click send, ok, it's done! To be honest I wasn't expecting to get a message back, maybe because my brain is used to undermine me, but few minutes later, I get a text back and I pick up the courage, and ring her number, by this time my heart is in my heels... She pick ups, oh God what sweet voice she has, we arrange the time for next day evening and now all there is to do is to get ready and wait for tomorrow.

    The day has come, time to utilize everything I've learned from the forum and the blogs, I spend 3 hours getting myself tip top, and soon I make my move to the designated location I was instructed to go, my nerves keep me on my toes, I'm going through stuff in my head on how should I behave, what to do, what to say, it's just a jungle of thoughts speeding all around my head, and before I know it, in there.. I phone her up and she direct me to the building,buzzes me in and explains what floor, which room..

    Now I'm here and oh man, she is even more beautiful than the pictures, I get completly star struck by her appearance... We chat up a bit and I try to blindly follow the instructions from the forums, by now I'm making a fool out of myself, so I get the idea to ask for a shower (as it said in one post, if you are feeling nervous, take a shower and collect yourself) and she leads me to it, but to my surprise, she stays with me (I don't really know why I was surprised honestly, she must have noticed I was all over the place) and chats me up, makes few jokes, flirts with me and somehow I can feel myself loosening up a bit by now so as I dried myself we go back to the room and the fun is about to start. Worrying I might bust my load to quickly as it's been a year since the last time I had sex, instead of finishing I actually go limp and my God did I feel like I wanted the earth to swallow me up... In my mind that was it, I fucked it up and my first visit will end as a complete disaster... Only thing I forgot to count in as a factor is, this beautiful lady won't let me leave unsatisfied so she starts to really go all out to get me back into the mood and I guess seeing her try so hard it would be a sin if I couldn't get my shit together and lord behold, my amigo actually decided to come to the party! She checks the time, ok we got time left, I finally get a proper hard on and let's try to save the evening! What followed was the best sex of my life, and an orgasm so intense that my mind went completely blank and I forgot how to speak English!

    All in all, it took me 6 months from when I signed up, to when I went for my first visit and by the time I'm writing this I already had my second one aswell (well I went to see the same girl as I felt I owe her for being a huge pile of nervous dump the night before, and trust me, second time around was exactly how it was supposed to be, absolutely amazing!).

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    Fair play to you and I have to compliment your written English, it's a lot better than some who have English as their first language (myself included !).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barney Rubble View Post
    Fair play to you and I have to compliment your written English, it's a lot better than some who have English as their first language (myself included !).
    Thanks bro! To be honest, I always felt more English than Croatian, and being a huge nerd and a gamer as a kid, listening to Eminem all the time payed off in the end My spoken English is on par with my written

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    Very well written and a very good read

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barney Rubble View Post
    Fair play to you and I have to compliment your written English, it's a lot better than some who have English as their first language (myself included !).
    Maybe English is his first language. Apologies if I'm incorrect, I'm turning into a cynical old git. This place can do that to you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverland21 View Post
    Hello everyone, my name is Chris and this is my story of discovering EI, lurking for months in shadows untill I finally drew the courage to book an appointment.

    2020 was an abysmal year, for everybody I guess, to me it ment I got fired from my job I was working for 6 years (due to covid, but I guess I wanted to quit anyways so), ending the relationship with my ex after 7 years of being together, I was at a rock bottom. Somewhere in the mid July I get an interesting job offer, only catch is, I have 48h to decide should I turn my life completely upside down, leave my home in Croatia and set sail for Ireland, in search of a better life. Guessing that it can't really go any worse than it is, I accept the offer and move to Dublin. As I was staying in a hotel first few weeks untill I found a place to live days were kinda boring and I decide to Google stuff about Dublin so I get some general idea about the city and where to go, what to do. During my search I bump upon Escort Ireland, I check the site up, check the internet to see if all of this is legit and to my surprise, not that the site is legit, but its made extremely well, with endless choices and a big community, so I decide to register an account aaaaand, I don't open the site for next 3 months. Fast forward, it's December, lockdown #3 just announced, my 30th birthday is coming, I start to toy with the idea of visiting an escort again, this time I put effort in really looking around the site, reading profiles, reviews, forums.. Few weeks pass and I am still undecided should I do it or rather not, my mind starts to picture scenarios how it would went down if I actually do decide to go through with it but I'm still scared that I would feel awkward and again I almost abandon the idea. Another week goes by and I've gone through half of the forum, blogs, read so many articles and it was a good that I did because I felt more confident about visiting an escort at this point, so I do what the forum suggested for my first punt, I make a short list of every girl I think would be good for my first visit, I triple check their infos, get all the "rules" and tips on how to approach an escort and I decide it's time to go, I'm ready!

    I save the girls number in my phone, open whatsapp, write me message and I just look at the phone, should I send? What if she doesn't like strangers sending whatsapp? Should I call? How should I call I can't even send a message god damn it! Ok, ok, I'll send the message and if she replys I will call, click send, ok, it's done! To be honest I wasn't expecting to get a message back, maybe because my brain is used to undermine me, but few minutes later, I get a text back and I pick up the courage, and ring her number, by this time my heart is in my heels... She pick ups, oh God what sweet voice she has, we arrange the time for next day evening and now all there is to do is to get ready and wait for tomorrow.

    The day has come, time to utilize everything I've learned from the forum and the blogs, I spend 3 hours getting myself tip top, and soon I make my move to the designated location I was instructed to go, my nerves keep me on my toes, I'm going through stuff in my head on how should I behave, what to do, what to say, it's just a jungle of thoughts speeding all around my head, and before I know it, in there.. I phone her up and she direct me to the building,buzzes me in and explains what floor, which room..

    Now I'm here and oh man, she is even more beautiful than the pictures, I get completly star struck by her appearance... We chat up a bit and I try to blindly follow the instructions from the forums, by now I'm making a fool out of myself, so I get the idea to ask for a shower (as it said in one post, if you are feeling nervous, take a shower and collect yourself) and she leads me to it, but to my surprise, she stays with me (I don't really know why I was surprised honestly, she must have noticed I was all over the place) and chats me up, makes few jokes, flirts with me and somehow I can feel myself loosening up a bit by now so as I dried myself we go back to the room and the fun is about to start. Worrying I might bust my load to quickly as it's been a year since the last time I had sex, instead of finishing I actually go limp and my God did I feel like I wanted the earth to swallow me up... In my mind that was it, I fucked it up and my first visit will end as a complete disaster... Only thing I forgot to count in as a factor is, this beautiful lady won't let me leave unsatisfied so she starts to really go all out to get me back into the mood and I guess seeing her try so hard it would be a sin if I couldn't get my shit together and lord behold, my amigo actually decided to come to the party! She checks the time, ok we got time left, I finally get a proper hard on and let's try to save the evening! What followed was the best sex of my life, and an orgasm so intense that my mind went completely blank and I forgot how to speak English!

    All in all, it took me 6 months from when I signed up, to when I went for my first visit and by the time I'm writing this I already had my second one aswell (well I went to see the same girl as I felt I owe her for being a huge pile of nervous dump the night before, and trust me, second time around was exactly how it was supposed to be, absolutely amazing!).
    This story would have been better with dinosaurs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESONCORK View Post
    This story would have been better with dinosaurs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrbean76 View Post
    Maybe English is his first language. Apologies if I'm incorrect, I'm turning into a cynical old git. This place can do that to you.
    Born and raised Croatian, but started learning when I was 7 or 8 with cartoons and getting my first PC, hard to understand what you do at that time (1998) if you don't know English, rest is just practice and loads of conversation over ventrillo/team speak/skpye gave me confidence to speak fluently

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverland21 View Post
    Hello everyone, my name is Chris and this is my story of discovering EI, lurking for months in shadows untill I finally drew the courage to book an appointment.

    2020 was an abysmal year, for everybody I guess, to me it ment I got fired from my job I was working for 6 years (due to covid, but I guess I wanted to quit anyways so), ending the relationship with my ex after 7 years of being together, I was at a rock bottom. Somewhere in the mid July I get an interesting job offer, only catch is, I have 48h to decide should I turn my life completely upside down, leave my home in Croatia and set sail for Ireland, in search of a better life. Guessing that it can't really go any worse than it is, I accept the offer and move to Dublin. As I was staying in a hotel first few weeks untill I found a place to live days were kinda boring and I decide to Google stuff about Dublin so I get some general idea about the city and where to go, what to do. During my search I bump upon Escort Ireland, I check the site up, check the internet to see if all of this is legit and to my surprise, not that the site is legit, but its made extremely well, with endless choices and a big community, so I decide to register an account aaaaand, I don't open the site for next 3 months. Fast forward, it's December, lockdown #3 just announced, my 30th birthday is coming, I start to toy with the idea of visiting an escort again, this time I put effort in really looking around the site, reading profiles, reviews, forums.. Few weeks pass and I am still undecided should I do it or rather not, my mind starts to picture scenarios how it would went down if I actually do decide to go through with it but I'm still scared that I would feel awkward and again I almost abandon the idea. Another week goes by and I've gone through half of the forum, blogs, read so many articles and it was a good that I did because I felt more confident about visiting an escort at this point, so I do what the forum suggested for my first punt, I make a short list of every girl I think would be good for my first visit, I triple check their infos, get all the "rules" and tips on how to approach an escort and I decide it's time to go, I'm ready!

    I save the girls number in my phone, open whatsapp, write me message and I just look at the phone, should I send? What if she doesn't like strangers sending whatsapp? Should I call? How should I call I can't even send a message god damn it! Ok, ok, I'll send the message and if she replys I will call, click send, ok, it's done! To be honest I wasn't expecting to get a message back, maybe because my brain is used to undermine me, but few minutes later, I get a text back and I pick up the courage, and ring her number, by this time my heart is in my heels... She pick ups, oh God what sweet voice she has, we arrange the time for next day evening and now all there is to do is to get ready and wait for tomorrow.

    The day has come, time to utilize everything I've learned from the forum and the blogs, I spend 3 hours getting myself tip top, and soon I make my move to the designated location I was instructed to go, my nerves keep me on my toes, I'm going through stuff in my head on how should I behave, what to do, what to say, it's just a jungle of thoughts speeding all around my head, and before I know it, in there.. I phone her up and she direct me to the building,buzzes me in and explains what floor, which room..

    Now I'm here and oh man, she is even more beautiful than the pictures, I get completly star struck by her appearance... We chat up a bit and I try to blindly follow the instructions from the forums, by now I'm making a fool out of myself, so I get the idea to ask for a shower (as it said in one post, if you are feeling nervous, take a shower and collect yourself) and she leads me to it, but to my surprise, she stays with me (I don't really know why I was surprised honestly, she must have noticed I was all over the place) and chats me up, makes few jokes, flirts with me and somehow I can feel myself loosening up a bit by now so as I dried myself we go back to the room and the fun is about to start. Worrying I might bust my load to quickly as it's been a year since the last time I had sex, instead of finishing I actually go limp and my God did I feel like I wanted the earth to swallow me up... In my mind that was it, I fucked it up and my first visit will end as a complete disaster... Only thing I forgot to count in as a factor is, this beautiful lady won't let me leave unsatisfied so she starts to really go all out to get me back into the mood and I guess seeing her try so hard it would be a sin if I couldn't get my shit together and lord behold, my amigo actually decided to come to the party! She checks the time, ok we got time left, I finally get a proper hard on and let's try to save the evening! What followed was the best sex of my life, and an orgasm so intense that my mind went completely blank and I forgot how to speak English!

    All in all, it took me 6 months from when I signed up, to when I went for my first visit and by the time I'm writing this I already had my second one aswell (well I went to see the same girl as I felt I owe her for being a huge pile of nervous dump the night before, and trust me, second time around was exactly how it was supposed to be, absolutely amazing!).
    Ah that's lovely.

    Odjebe,
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    @Neveland21, Your post reminded me of my first time 8 years back. Fair play to you and welcome to the EI forum. You sound like a lovely chap and hope you have loads of fun out here.
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