Disclaimer........Any resemblance to anyone living or dead is purely coincidental. The characters and events are fictitious, more or less.......
Escort(s):
Magnificent JoAnna
Author:
Lovelyladiesarelovely
Join Date:
I couldn't get a date, that's why I'm here
Message Board Usergroup:
Beginner
Message Board Posts:
A few but I deleted them
Reviews:
1
Type:
Female Escort
Location:
Almost made it to the bed
Incall or Outcall:
Outside in the garden when I called her first but then moved inside
Time / Date:
After school/to excited to remember
Duration:
I'd rather not say
Cost:
Including bus fare???
It was my first punt……… in fact, to be honest, it was my first time……….
I tried once before but got caught in a hail of bullets and legged it, luck I'm a fast runner due to a healthy diet.......
Magnificent JoAnna was very gentle with me and made the whole experience so much quicker…….. I mean easier….. I thought she might laugh at me when I got undressed , but in fact she was very kind and complimented me on my body. She said she would love to have arms as slender as mine……. It put me at ease as I ogled her slender, toned, tanned frame……..Then she asked me if I’d like to take a shower but I assured her I had already washed my arse at home, my mother is very particular about that kind of thing, and now she even trusts me enough to do it on my own, but she still checks now and again, ever since that time I got hit by a bus, had to go to hospital with a nasty head injury and I had a few skid marks on my Y fronts. She was very embarrassed about it, I tried to tell her they were clean that morning and I may have had a little accident when I saw the bus coming for me just before impact… Sorry, there I was just starting to talk about sex and thinking of my mother straight away……….
Anyway…….. I don’t want to go into the details of my encounter with
Magnificent JoAnna, but suffice to say she will always own a part of me. She said I was such a little pet
. She was wonderful and even gave me a discount based on the time spent doing “you know what“…. I was very appreciative……… I had enough for the bus home, saved me a walk, or the embarrassment of having to phone my sister for another ride if it happened to still be wet…… I mean it was raining earlier that night……
Is this bit about me???......... ok then..........
Favourites Enjoyed:
Looking and touching....... and I touched her too
Accuracy of Photos:
I didn't take any, I didn't know I was allowed
Incall Location:
Hallway and bedroom...... briefly
Physical Appearance:
I think I'm handsome
Service Provided:
I can do a little plumbing
Value for Money:
Yes I think I am
Overall Satisfaction
I haven't any complaints yet...... but this was my first time
Would You Recommend?
Yes, I'm brillant
Would You See Again?:
Every morning in the mirror
This is the winning post
Originally Posted by luther
Disclaimer........Any resemblance to anyone living or dead is purely coincidental. The characters and events are fictitious, more or less.......
