Quote Originally Posted by Sarah View Post
We ladies do not mind deaf soldier,we just love them well armed
No Sarah, the Irish soldiers are very much alive, it's just that they're all stone deaf because the Department of Defence did'nt provide them with earmuffs when they were shooting off their little guns. Problem is, if somebody ever invades us, our troops will never hear the enemy sneaking up on them....which is just as well, because if any of the lads actually got injured resisting capture, the compensation claims would leave the state rightly f***ed.