Absolutely nothing

[Barney Rubble]

Money for nothing.

[Barney Rubble]

Nothing ventured, nothing gained....

[Mrbean76]

Good job you had your phone charged then Mr B.

My phone wasn't charged. I had to wait for the electricity to come back on to use my tablet.

[CANALI]

..........

[Barney Rubble]

There's nothing quite like climbing to 10 thousand feet and admiring one’s self in a mirror

Nothing compares to you Miss B!

[Barney Rubble]

Do not compare me to an other ‘ing thing
Because no I don't know you and you're not on my wish thing. You're not even blinking or vibrissal my chi link.


I don’t want to own you or owe you a slim thing. Know nothing but know this, you aren't not my end thing.


I'm not mistress x, not your makeshift head fix shrink. You’re not on your knees with 12 inches of bitch - don't scream out my name or low hard; cum cow quick.


You're not, can I daddy? or baby? or please? Or, fuck me hard, baby, I'm begging you, please.


It's not Does that feel good? No? - who’d have guessed? You’re not mister special, and you're not going to be able to get me to drizzle, no, not this fishy, not drip a titch.


You’re not going to be able harden.


Garden snake with no patience, fighting cock with no ring - gizzing yoghurt raisins and glum graffit ‘ing my rink. I don’t ask who you are or care why that you're here and I'm not on your wavelength, in your biosphere. I do not admire you or long for your girth, or think of you touching my thighs...


I do not think, I just lay here and it's nothing. It's nothing and nil ‘til it's over, and still - know that it's nothing and nothing it's still.

Jaysus that's me told ! An original composition ISB ?(I'm not really up to date with my rap lyrics)

[Barney Rubble]

Nothin else matters.

[Barney Rubble]

Nothing's gonna stop us now.

[Barney Rubble]

I who have nothing.

[CANALI]

Do not compare me to an other ‘ing thing
Because no I don't know you and you're not on my wish thing. You're not even blinking or vibrissal my chi link.


I don’t want to own you or owe you a slim thing. Know nothing but know this, you aren't not my end thing.


I'm not mistress x, not your makeshift head fix shrink. You’re not on your knees with 12 inches of bitch - don't scream out my name or low hard; cum cow quick.


You're not, can I daddy? or baby? or please? Or, fuck me hard, baby, I'm begging you, please.


It's not Does that feel good? No? - who’d have guessed? You’re not mister special, and you're not going to be able to get me to drizzle, no, not this fishy, not drip a titch.


You’re not going to be able harden.


Garden snake with no patience, fighting cock with no ring - gizzing yoghurt raisins and glum graffit ‘ing my rink. I don’t ask who you are or care why that you're here and I'm not on your wavelength, in your biosphere. I do not admire you or long for your girth, or think of you touching my thighs...


I do not think, I just lay here and it's nothing. It's nothing and nil ‘til it's over, and still - know that it's nothing and nothing it's still.

Well done !!! ...That's the longest post about absolutely nothing that we've had so far ......!!!!