Kinda weird

**Philthy** · 11-12-20, 00:19

I had a curved dick from too much wanking. It straightened out later

**thicklanger** · 11-12-20, 00:34

Originally Posted by Barney Rubble

Possibly.

If she uses an angle grinder.

Laughed out loud

**thicklanger** · 11-12-20, 00:35

Originally Posted by Bediscreet69

Bit of a weird one but my cock is kinda curving to the left a bit probably from rubbing one out too much as a kid can a masseuse fix it with oils

Sounds like you have one of them faulty EU mickeys

**FullIrish** · 11-12-20, 12:02

Originally Posted by Bediscreet69

Bit of a weird one but my cock is kinda curving to the left a bit probably from rubbing one out too much as a kid can a masseuse fix it with oils

Start wanking three times a day with your other hand and you'll be straightened out in no time. Make sure you only look at straight porn though, any lesbian or gay stuff and it won't work!

**Forceuser** · 11-12-20, 12:07

Originally Posted by Bediscreet69

my cock is kinda curving to the left a bit

its voting labour??

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