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    Default im looking an escort with a chocolate fetish

    particurlar creme eggs, please get in touch



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    Oh I'm sure I've seen someone advertise this............

    If I find it I'll post a link............
    Advertising space available for hire, and reviews for sale, just call me....xxx

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    A cream egg. Has it cum to this. The fanny not doing it for you anymore? But then it never did, did it. All those escort girls, fucking your *******, and all her friends. Why don't you give us all a break and cum out of the closet. ***** are well excepted in this country now. No need to join the priesthood or get married. Thankfully that's all in the past. Was ****** not chocolate enough for you or was there not enough cream in the middle for you. Why not ask *********************. Gosh I'm starting to gush.
    good luck and god bless
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    I had a cadbury cream egg in me once..... lol the only problem with it, that it melts very quick and it took a day or so before all the stuff leaked out of me..... last day on the tour fine, but otherwise not recommended to push it up.... lol If you had other plans with it, then let me know, I'm a chocolate lover.
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    Hi Kat, not being a woman, I probably would'nt know much about this. I've always heared that women prefer chocolate over sex, but I'm curious as to why you decide on that particular orifice for the chocolate cream egg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by luther View Post
    Oh I'm sure I've seen someone advertise this............

    If I find it I'll post a link............

    thx luther , as helpful as always. good man.

    i sure i saw a request for it before but i cant remember if any escort replied


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    Well, it went in my fanny, and the whole idea was for the client to eat it out.... so he did, but as it was melting, some of it has stayed inside me....... his face looked like he hads shit smeard all over it though lol. I told him, that from now on he will only be allowed it on Fridays cos I take weekends off, so we call fridays Cadbury friday now.... he is a regular in London, it is good fun though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kat View Post
    Well, it went in my fanny, and the whole idea was for the client to eat it out.... so he did, but as it was melting, some of it has stayed inside me....... his face looked like he hads shit smeard all over it though lol. I told him, that from now on he will only be allowed it on Fridays cos I take weekends off, so we call fridays Cadbury friday now.... he is a regular in London, it is good fun though.
    LOL a real gourmet dessert. The only dessert I tasted was fanny a la creme.....I recommend.

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    it wasn't mick jagger with the creme eggs then?

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    i think youre rith about the chocolate thing though. bit messy and one would look too shit faced after. did you ever try an ice lolly though. now a tangle twister, that would be nice. altho it'd have to be eaten super fast


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    Quote Originally Posted by bhoywonder View Post
    it wasn't mick jagger with the creme eggs then?

    Salon.com People | Marianne Faithfull

    i think youre rith about the chocolate thing though. bit messy and one would look too shit faced after. did you ever try an ice lolly though. now a tangle twister, that would be nice. altho it'd have to be eaten super fast


    MMMmmmm now your talking...i prefer a fruit pastle ice lolly.....slide it in n out ...leaves me all tingly...what better way to spend a warm summers day....lol...xx

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