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    Hi I’m new here,never did this before any advice, tips!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mojo2019 View Post
    Hi I’m new here,never did this before any advice, tips!
    Rob a Bank or join a credit union.. Welcume
    Last edited by bmw528; 10-10-20 at 01:07. Reason: Or maybe take up cycling or Violin lessons

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    Whatever you do, don't read any of the existing advice threads especially the one near the top of this page.
    My wife caught me wearing ladies underwear and threatened to leave me.
    So I packed up all her clothes
    And left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mojo2019 View Post
    Hi I’m new here,never did this before any advice, tips!
    Don't waste your money 😄

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    It’s not a waste.

    I have invested a lot of money in women and drink worth every penny.

    Frightening to think of what I have spent over the years.
    Definitely knock a couple of years off the mortgage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by irishjp View Post
    I have invested a lot of money in women and drink worth every penny.

    Hardly an investment, unless you're a pimp 😭

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    Hi I'm new here any advice ,,,what's the story with 10 posts on a forum before you can msg anyone?

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    Who are you trying to message?

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    Although this is not a guarantee that you'll have an amazing first time, horses for courses, few tips I'll give.
    Look at your area and see if there are any you like the look of. Out of these, eliminate the ones with unverified pictures or have had pictures posted as fake. Check to see if they allow reviews, if not then prob not the best choice for first timers. I usually look for reviewers with at least 30 solid reviews. Read the bio as these usually have information on how to make the booking, what to do in preparation eg some ladies like a phone call 30 mins before to confirm.
    When you settle on someone, just go in and be yourself and enjoy. If you go in with an attitude etc... you'll prob get bad or no service.
    A favourite girl I like refers to herself as your mirror, ie how you act is how she'll act.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Casey27 View Post
    Who are you trying to message?
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    The 9/11 moon landings were an outside job

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