Things you might hear on a football pitch or in the bedroom

**Privet** · 04-10-20, 06:51

Great build up play but a terrible finish

His touch has left him down again

**Onelastgo** · 04-10-20, 06:53

Very little penetration
You’ll not score unless you get into the box

**Youngatheart1** · 04-10-20, 07:00

he is dribbling now

**DiamondDave1980** · 04-10-20, 08:35

This you'll never hear 'there will be nine minutes of additional time'

**DiamondDave1980** · 04-10-20, 08:36

30 minutes in two shots on target

**lol brb** · 04-10-20, 08:37

Time’s up

**SteveB** · 04-10-20, 08:38

There are a few baseball ones too.
This from a Jim Steinman song, sung by Meatloaf and Ellen Foley.

**Benny123** · 04-10-20, 09:37

He got this timing all wrong, wasn't even in the box and look at the mess he created

**theCunningLinguist** · 04-10-20, 10:57

That was some tackle to open up space in the box!

**Galwegian1993** · 04-10-20, 12:00

He's put in a great effort in the first half, but I'm afraid he's starting to tire now and is now putting in some poor tackles! Can he regroup and hang on till the final whistle?!

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