Cringe Reviews

**Mrbean76** · 24-09-20, 18:48

Originally Posted by littlespike

Daisy sounds like a great girl to visit and seems like you'd have a good laught but if I got the chance to visit her and she told me my "armour" was massive I think I'd tell her to go to speck saviors

Your use of the English language is beautiful Mr littlespike

Can't wait to read your first review.

**Mrbean76** · 25-09-20, 20:14

Originally Posted by littlespike

thanks mr bean nice to finally meet someone who understands gibbirsh

Gibbirsh

I'm fluent in gibberish, Dublish and talking shite.

**annabel taylor** · 25-09-20, 20:20

The falling asleep in each others arms like they lovers line followed by keep in touch

On the deck thanks for the laugh

**Youngatheart1** · 25-09-20, 20:37

Jenny,
It does no harm for anyone to be polite and you are 100% correct to show anyone the door when they are disrespectful. Well done

**Barney Rubble** · 25-09-20, 22:11

Pity MSG is banned (Nah, I'm only joking about that ).

Bombshells can be very dangerous.

Especially when you are in the vicinity when the bomb explodes !

**seank** · 27-09-20, 01:33

Never ceases to amaze me when some reviewers think a girl who they have paid to be nice to them is more into it than that!

**dublindweller** · 27-09-20, 07:41

there's a lot of deluded lads out there alright, Reading lads saying "we had a great connection" makes me wanna shout out, No! she had a great connection to your wallet, you plonker.
its a pure business transaction for the escorts, thats not to say that they don't have favourite regulars and guys they respect and are fond of, but thats all.
there's no great romance going on, in most cases you are forgotten about within a minute the door closes behind you.

**RayDonovan** · 16-10-20, 14:02

Not cringe at all, but this review gave me a giggle.

It's just such a disaster from start to finish, and he's so matter of fact about it all.

It's just like, eh...

**JAMESONCORK** · 07-12-20, 02:06

Originally Posted by pg2019

The odd time when looking for a girl to visit I'll come across a review that makes me laugh and cringe in equal parts...subtle (or not so subtle) suggestions on how big the reviewer's manhood is, how much the girl found them attractive or amazing in the bed, that special unique connection they've just had with a girl that had to pay money to meet, and of course the "gentlemen" who don't want to be explicit and "keep the details between us", only to then describe some ridiculous innuendo about what went on!

So I had to keep note of some of them and post them. Here's some of my favourites so far:

Undoubtedly self absorbed but how do posters account for the superb feedback he's received from escorts. Even escorts that don't normally reply do so to his reviews. And it's all glowing.

**WeeJimmy** · 07-12-20, 10:50

Escorts know I'm special so no need to put it in reviews

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