My GF dumped me. I want to meet the best looking escort on here to get back at her.

[DonaldTramp]

i'll say nothing

No fake news here.
What a boar!

[WhoFlungDung]

Not a good idea to tell your ex that you went to an escort. Most girls would see that as completely pathetic. I'm not saying that's right, but that's the way it is.

Visit the escort, but do it for yourself and keep it to yourself.

Dont see why I should be ashamed but I take your point.

[WhoFlungDung]

Fake orgasms? At mens ? Thats a women line we use )

I probably didn't explain myself properly. It's that when I climaxed I was roaring my head off like she was the best ever but I had better that's what I meant. Thanks

[176x]

Ok so my gf dumped me last night but at the end of the night after I had paid for dinner, drinks taxi etc
She said I am not in her league and she has found someone with a better job, bigger car and his own pad.
I know what I like in girls but that's irrelevant at this moment.
I want to meet the most beautiful, stunning lady on here.
I dont care about service.
I just want to whatsap her next week and tell her I spent some time with a beautiful escort and it was wonderful and I'm so over her already and that all my orgasms were fake.
Who should I meet ?
Can be blonde , black hair just dont care. She must be like a model. Busty , slim just dont care.
Who is the most beautiful woman on escort Ireland in your opinion ?

Fuck her sister , bff or Ma .

Its the only way to serve justice.

[WhoFlungDung]

once they find out you live at home with your parents, you know its not going to end well

I'm saving for a house at the moment it's not easy.

[WhoFlungDung]

You're an idiot. Sounds like your girlfriend had a lucky escape, good for her.

If you dont have an escort to recommend or something constructive to say please keep it to yourself.
I'm absolutely gutted. I find myself looking at her whatsap to see if she is online and wonder what she is doing.
I dont blame the guy he is just doing what guys do.

[WhoFlungDung]

I was thinking about meeting these ladies
https://www.escort-ireland.com/escor...t.html#gallery
I recon she will get jealous about me being with 2 stunners in a steamy 3 some and come crawling back to me.

[WhoFlungDung]

Or even the granny.

She's dead.

[DeletedMuser]

You should book a male escort and send her a picture of you taking it up the ass with the caption.Im soo over you.Remember to smile.

[DeletedMuser]

Just go out in style and send a picture of you riding a pony in an unconventional manner.Polo anyone for a spot of polo,wheres the kick start on this thing.Remember to smile.