Exaggerated Reviews

[denis01]

Have just visited an escort with excellent reviews. She is described as "beautiful," "stunning," with a "gorgeous, toned body". Her pictures are very glamorous and promise a lot. Almost every review gives her five stars for Physical Appearance. She is charging 100 for 30 minutes - I am expecting a lot.

I turn up at a very run down apartment complex that I have been in before. Some of the flats are truly grotty. The girl opens the door and it is her alright, the same one as the photos, but she is small, squat, overweight and - trying to be kind here - caked in make-up and not exactly attractive. At all. I make my excuses and leave.

The pictures are obviously touched up and a few years old, but what is more remarkable is the reviews. There are a lot of them. I go back and read them again - "a very beautiful young woman with an amazing body", "out of this world", "drop dead gorgeous." Reading them you are expecting a porn star or model.

I have to wonder if some guys are so desperate for female companionship and so grateful that someone will sleep with them that they feel they have to leave these fawning reviews of escorts that do not reflect reality....

This is not the first time this has happened to me. I can't believe I am the only one to experience this.

These exaggerated reviews help no one, least of all other punters.

[CANALI]

Have just visited an escort with excellent reviews. She is described as "beautiful," "stunning," with a "gorgeous, toned body". Her pictures are very glamorous and promise a lot. Almost every review gives her five stars for Physical Appearance. She is charging 100 for 30 minutes - I am expecting a lot.

I turn up at a very run down apartment complex that I have been in before. Some of the flats are truly grotty. The girl opens the door and it is her alright, the same one as the photos, but she is small, squat, overweight and - trying to be kind here - caked in make-up and not exactly attractive. At all. I make my excuses and leave.

The pictures are obviously touched up and a few years old, but what is more remarkable is the reviews. There are a lot of them. I go back and read them again - "a very beautiful young woman with an amazing body", "out of this world", "drop dead gorgeous." Reading them you are expecting a porn star or model.

I have to wonder if some guys are so desperate for female companionship and so grateful that someone will sleep with them that they feel they have to leave these fawning reviews of escorts that do not reflect reality....

This is not the first time this has happened to me. I can't believe I am the only one to experience this.

These exaggerated reviews help no one, least of all other punters.

Rumour has it that a few 'fake' reviews find there way onto this site... just saying !!! It is also noticable that negative reviews of some ladies are followed immediately by 'glowing' ones.....again; I'm just saying... It's all part of life... happens frequently in the catering game, a bad review on Tripadvisor followed by a review 'singing the praises'.....You need to adopt two positions; Buyer beware and Read between the lines............

[mrcumalot]

Have just visited an escort with excellent reviews. She is described as "beautiful," "stunning," with a "gorgeous, toned body". Her pictures are very glamorous and promise a lot. Almost every review gives her five stars for Physical Appearance. She is charging 100 for 30 minutes - I am expecting a lot.

I turn up at a very run down apartment complex that I have been in before. Some of the flats are truly grotty. The girl opens the door and it is her alright, the same one as the photos, but she is small, squat, overweight and - trying to be kind here - caked in make-up and not exactly attractive. At all. I make my excuses and leave.

The pictures are obviously touched up and a few years old, but what is more remarkable is the reviews. There are a lot of them. I go back and read them again - "a very beautiful young woman with an amazing body", "out of this world", "drop dead gorgeous." Reading them you are expecting a porn star or model.

I have to wonder if some guys are so desperate for female companionship and so grateful that someone will sleep with them that they feel they have to leave these fawning reviews of escorts that do not reflect reality....

This is not the first time this has happened to me. I can't believe I am the only one to experience this.

These exaggerated reviews help no one, least of all other punters.

Par for the course, the review system on here is a completely busted flush. I hope you are planning on leaving a review?

[sibbald]

Yeap, agreed that reviews have become unreliable. I think regulars should use the PM system to verify accuracy.
I follow established punters who's reviews I know are fair and accurate and I'm happy to give accurate feedback also.

[TonyB]

Where is your review?
I'd love to see who the escort is

[denis01]

She has over 50 reviews, nearly all of them glowing, so it is not just a case of a couple of fake ones, there are almost no negatives, and no lines to read between. The lady obviously gives a good service, so fair play to her for that, I would imagine she knows how to treat a guy so that he likes her.

But it is the physical appearance element of the reviews that I have a problem with - I understand that people have different tastes and I am not the last word on female attractiveness, but with more than one escort I have read the reviews and been quite disappointed with who I meet in person.

As I said, I did leave, and have left before, without completing the appointment, but it is a waste of time and energy. Some more honest reviews would be appreciated. My point is that they are not fake - they are generally from guys with many previous reviews - they are just deluded or not based in reality, maybe desperate to please the escort so they get a good service if they repeat.

[sibbald]

She has over 50 reviews, nearly all of them glowing, so it is not just a case of a couple of fake ones, there are almost no negatives, and no lines to read between. The lady obviously gives a good service, so fair play to her for that, I would imagine she knows how to treat a guy so that he likes her.

But it is the physical appearance element of the reviews that I have a problem with - I understand that people have different tastes and I am not the last word on female attractiveness, but with more than one escort I have read the reviews and been quite disappointed with who I meet in person.

As I said, I did leave, and have left before, without completing the appointment, but it is a waste of time and energy. Some more honest reviews would be appreciated. My point is that they are not fake - they are generally from guys with many previous reviews - they are just deluded or not based in reality, maybe desperate to please the escort so they get a good service if they repeat.

Well their's a balance between being honest and being an Asshole. I'd be reluctant to damage the reputation of an unattractive / deceptively described provider that I actually had fun with. So now I don't review unless I'm specifically asked.
Though I do take your point as I've turned up on occasion and wondered what the hell were the others thinking...

[F-Dub]

Unfortunately here most of the reviewers here rubbish. Overly fawning over escorts with exaggerated reviews as you say.
Also if you a review that is reduced stars or critical it lots of hassle getting it published.
Attacks from escorts trying to destroy the whistle blowers reputation or mods coming up with red tape rules not to publish.

Only advice is people say only follow a select few reviewers here. The rest are simping white knights. Use the pm system to contact guys who have seen a girl you like, for the unedited feedback. To be fair there are lot of good reviewed escorts here who provide a good service. But there is a lot of chancers also who false advertising in how they actually look and not providing some listed favourites. Also good reviewers also stop reviewing after a time

Good luck to you.

[176x]

Have just visited an escort with excellent reviews. She is described as "beautiful," "stunning," with a "gorgeous, toned body". Her pictures are very glamorous and promise a lot. Almost every review gives her five stars for Physical Appearance. She is charging 100 for 30 minutes - I am expecting a lot.

I turn up at a very run down apartment complex that I have been in before. Some of the flats are truly grotty. The girl opens the door and it is her alright, the same one as the photos, but she is small, squat, overweight and - trying to be kind here - caked in make-up and not exactly attractive. At all. I make my excuses and leave.

The pictures are obviously touched up and a few years old, but what is more remarkable is the reviews. There are a lot of them. I go back and read them again - "a very beautiful young woman with an amazing body", "out of this world", "drop dead gorgeous." Reading them you are expecting a porn star or model.

I have to wonder if some guys are so desperate for female companionship and so grateful that someone will sleep with them that they feel they have to leave these fawning reviews of escorts that do not reflect reality....

This is not the first time this has happened to me. I can't believe I am the only one to experience this.

These exaggerated reviews help no one, least of all other punters.

Absolutely bang on , numbskulls thinking their own forum name will be slated if they give a neg review.

[sibbald]

Absolutely right..