Exaggerated Reviews

[JAMESCORK]

Have just visited an escort with excellent reviews. She is described as "beautiful," "stunning," with a "gorgeous, toned body". Her pictures are very glamorous and promise a lot. Almost every review gives her five stars for Physical Appearance. She is charging 100 for 30 minutes - I am expecting a lot.

I turn up at a very run down apartment complex that I have been in before. Some of the flats are truly grotty. The girl opens the door and it is her alright, the same one as the photos, but she is small, squat, overweight and - trying to be kind here - caked in make-up and not exactly attractive. At all. I make my excuses and leave.

The pictures are obviously touched up and a few years old, but what is more remarkable is the reviews. There are a lot of them. I go back and read them again - "a very beautiful young woman with an amazing body", "out of this world", "drop dead gorgeous." Reading them you are expecting a porn star or model.

I have to wonder if some guys are so desperate for female companionship and so grateful that someone will sleep with them that they feel they have to leave these fawning reviews of escorts that do not reflect reality....

This is not the first time this has happened to me. I can't believe I am the only one to experience this.

These exaggerated reviews help no one, least of all other punters.

I 100% agree with this.

And on the end of the day. We are human beings. We have a good days and bad days. Skinny period and yo-yo effect one. Bad hair day. Broken nail. Or skin problem and no make up on. Of course we represent our selfs with the best photos in our eyes to sell! Like all magazines, retailers and any products basically. Even food don’t look like on adverts! Did you saw some celebrities or top models in “real” life?

I bet all of ya looks like Brad Pitt or Tom Hardy hot AF in amaze shape

Whether we look like Brad Pit or not is irreverent, we are not the ones advertising beauty, and in many case advertising it falsely.

He didn't start a negative thread about an advertiser, he started a negative thread about reviewers leaving grossly exaggerated reviews and I'd agree with him.

Exactly.....

I like riding pussy and 99.9 % of the time when my cock is in there I don't care about any negative reviews. Guys, just ride and enjoy the moment... doesn't matter if the lady is 'older' than her pics, 'fatter' than her pics... your cock is deep inside a pussy ... just enjoy it for f**ks sake...

I know guys like you exist, I often envy you types... I unfortunately require the girl to be attractive. Its my cross I guess...

Overly enthusiastic and overly exaggerated beauty type reviews are the bane of the honest punters life. These reviewers should be lined up and shot.

[mrcumalot]

6 grand for professional pics?

To be honest i know diddly squat about professional photography to be calling bullshit on that but she claimed she had a photo shoot done in London that cost 6 grand. Maybe she was including travel and accommodation in that i don't know. Needless to say she looks amazing in the photos.

[176x]

Any negative reviews I've submitted in the past have disappeared due to the escort opting out of reviews, this shows I wasn't their only dissatisfied client.

I only leave positive/ honest reviews now or nothing, it's not fair to leave a negative review because you may not have clicked with a lady.

Anyone who leaves just positive reviews is an absolute bellend and adding to the already overcrowded corrupt review system.

Review them all or don't bother with any !

[TonyB]

I have said it before
The review system isn't perfect however it's not bad either.

I usually get a pretty good idea of what to expect from reviews.
It's easy to ignore the pointless ones and/or read between the lines. Mostly anyway

[Mrbean76]

Anyone who leaves just positive reviews is an absolute bellend and adding to the already overcrowded corrupt review system.

Review them all or don't bother with any !

I thought my favourite asshole would have something to say, you never disappoint. Unfortunately for you however you seem to be left disappointed and frustrated on many occasions. I wonder why that is!!

[176x]

I thought my favourite asshole would have something to say, you never disappoint. Unfortunately for you however you seem to be left disappointed and frustrated on many occasions. I wonder why that is!!

Don't take it personally, you are not alone here , it's just that my standards are way higher than yours

[CANALI]

It’s very obvious that CANALI is client of the year .
That irish tweed cologne is working wonders .

Pay attention...it's Green Irish Tweed, the Prosecco also helps and the episodes of Emmerdale are a real education on boy/girl relationships....

[Bridgittee]

Have just visited an escort with excellent reviews. She is described as "beautiful," "stunning," with a "gorgeous, toned body". Her pictures are very glamorous and promise a lot. Almost every review gives her five stars for Physical Appearance. She is charging 100 for 30 minutes - I am expecting a lot.

I turn up at a very run down apartment complex that I have been in before. Some of the flats are truly grotty. The girl opens the door and it is her alright, the same one as the photos, but she is small, squat, overweight and - trying to be kind here - caked in make-up and not exactly attractive. At all. I make my excuses and leave.

The pictures are obviously touched up and a few years old, but what is more remarkable is the reviews. There are a lot of them. I go back and read them again - "a very beautiful young woman with an amazing body", "out of this world", "drop dead gorgeous." Reading them you are expecting a porn star or model.

I have to wonder if some guys are so desperate for female companionship and so grateful that someone will sleep with them that they feel they have to leave these fawning reviews of escorts that do not reflect reality....

This is not the first time this has happened to me. I can't believe I am the only one to experience this.

These exaggerated reviews help no one, least of all other punters.

Now let save it the pms and im sure he is speaking about myself. First of all if at 57 im overweight than you really need some glasses ( try specsavers) . I dont advertise as slim in my pics you can see i have big bum and big titties . You said that i use old photos when i was in my twenties you have right i had 29 when i took them and now im 31 ( oh yes big difference ))). Now lets speak about the complex: why TF did you come in first place if u dont like it ? ( where do you think you are ? In dubai?) . The reason i didnt change my photos even if i have 6 months after i gave birth is because i think i look the same as before ( the selfies i will attach here will speak for themself) . Now spare me with all this bullshit that im ugly and overweight and other words . Go and have a look in the mirror .

[Bridgittee]

Sorry for more replies but i dont know how to attach more pics at once

[MichelleFox]

6 grand for professional pics my ass, no one wants these pictures, its not a porn shoot, just put up to date genuine pictures, thats it, put up all selfies on here and save your 6k for other things like gym membership and expensive gifts for your favourite hot clients, I rather see a selfie any day of the week then out of date over cooked photoshopped pictures.
Get the selfies up here and I guarantee there be no complaints from clients

Actually maybe we should to pay you for visit?