Originally Posted by
HeyThereDahlia
I was in SuperValu yesterday and the stacked cucumbers were making me horny ,
Never thought I’d see the day that I’d get turned on by a vegatable ,
I was afraid to grab them and put them in my sack
As I was wearing no knickers !
Anyways back on topic , I always find the first orgasm takes a while ,
But after the first intense one it comes in waves .
Great sex is great communication,
Never expect to get it right first rodeo , life being a journey not a sprint .
They say familiarity breeds contempt but about what progress ,
I’m sure many clients have had a mediocre first appointment but second rodeo it’s
Been cum f******ing fantastic .
So tell us, how many cucumbers did you buy?
We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....