Multi Orgasmic Ladies

[Barney Rubble]

It was a close run thing tho. ��
For one day in the garden, God said to Adam and Eve, I have two parts left to complete you two, one for each. You get to pick which one you want. So god explained the first one. This will enable the owner to pee standing up, said god.
Oh, I’m taking that, says Adam. Are you alright with that? God asked Eve. Yes. She answered.
So, shit happened after that and they got the marching orders. Adam didn’t know what hit him. So, on the way out he asked god about the day he took the langer as his choice. He said to God, what did Eve get? Multiple orgasms, thundered God.
Then as they passed the gates on their way out, Eve smiled demurely at God and said, Thank you God. ‘‘Twas worth it.” ��

Adam and Eve were Irish. After eating the forbidden fruit their eyes were opened and they noticed each other's nakedness.
He pointed and said "Oh hair !" and Eve said "Oh tool!".

True story .

[Mrbean76]

Adam and Eve were Irish. After eating the forbidden fruit their eyes were opened and they noticed each other's nakedness.
He pointed and said "Oh hair !" and Eve said "Oh tool!".

True story .

Of course it's true Mr Rubble, like everything in the bible.