Who here desperately needs to "flatten some curves"?

[BanishedToSpareRoom]

I'm seeing that there is still some movement around the country by some ladies, even if they say they are virtual and i really need to flatten some curves if you know what i mean, except its more than 2km to the nearest city. 😭😭😭

[Carolyne]

Clients keep alive them ,if they dont have visitor they not advertise.

[Mr Cuddles]

Did anyone else think this was a thread about loosing weight?

[Takedownman]

Did anyone else think this was a thread about loosing weight?

I thought it was. I know I should be getting out losing some weight rather than this but I find reading more interesting

[gekko]

While flattening the curve I’ve added curves to myself!

[seriousguy]

Clients keep alive them ,if they dont have visitor they not advertise.

yes, There a lady in her twenties with Cystitis Fibrosis that is dying now as her special ventilator to clear her lungs and what she was using as years has now been taken from her to treat covid19 patients, her lungs are now working at 25% and she is now on IV .
when you read all these type cases its brings you back down to earth with a bang

[CANALI]

I'm seeing that there is still some movement around the country by some ladies, even if they say they are virtual and i really need to flatten some curves if you know what i mean, except its more than 2km to the nearest city. ������

I can think of a few curves I'd like to cuddle up to...not flatten !!

[ladiesman217]

I desperately need to flatten some heads.

Literally. With a steam roller. Followed swiftly by a clean up crew. Followed immediately afterwards with 100 tonnes of TNT to make doubly sure that there are no traces left!