I need a good excuse to get out... Help!!!
Hi guys, because everything shut and in quarantine, I still need a visit to my reg escort but what's best excuse to tell missus I'm going out for an hour, my usual was golf but can't do that anymore, she knows they all closed... Any ideas guys n gals!???
You’re on your own, there is not a single believable reason, maybe if she’s local and still working you could say you’re away for a 10 mile run, mind you if you’ve never left the couch in the last 12 months she’ll hardly believe you
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Off to get groceries, Car washed, petrol / diesel, Taking the dog / cat for a walk and forget said dog/ cat or simply just going out for a walk ???
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Mrbean76 (25-03-20)
Would it really be too much for you to stay at home and fuck your wife ?
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You could always say that you're gonna buy a cow and a chest freezer.
Last edited by Barney Rubble; 25-03-20 at 14:08.
Hello darkness my old friend.....
Dub Lad (25-03-20), funboy71 (25-03-20), ORDINARYJOE (25-03-20)
This x 1000
Sara will advise him in buying the cow now she has all the infoYou could always say that you're gonna buy a cow and a chest freezer.
Barney Rubble (25-03-20), Dub Lad (25-03-20)
Agree with the cow suggestion. "You heard from a reliable source that there is an abudence of cows". You can say you're going out to buy a chest freezer in preparation.
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Different sort of a chest he's looking for!
Hello darkness my old friend.....
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Sure couldnt we do thst anytime, that's beside the point
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