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**lol brb** · 22-02-20, 12:32

Only bad jokes please.

A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her.
Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun. "Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you."
The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her.
"Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty.
The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise. "Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!"
"Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!"

**lol brb** · 22-02-20, 12:34

A priest was confronted by a prostitute

"Do want a quickie for ten bucks?"

Not knowing what it was, he said no. When he got back to the monastery, his curiosity got the better of him. So he asked a nun, "what's a quickie?"

The nun replied "Ten bucks same as in town."

**lol brb** · 22-02-20, 12:36

A woman just asked me if I like thighs or breasts.
I told her I like shaved vagina and anal. Apparently this is not an appropriate answer at KFC

**lol brb** · 22-02-20, 12:37

I'm starting a support group for women that can't reach orgasm.
If you can't come let me know.

**funboy71** · 22-02-20, 12:58

What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
Beat it. We’re closed.

**jessicabp** · 22-02-20, 12:59

Fuck !

**funboy71** · 22-02-20, 13:00

What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.

**funboy71** · 22-02-20, 13:02

How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Call and tell her about it.

Pretty apt for here

**lol brb** · 22-02-20, 13:51

I was offered sex today with a 21 year old girl. In exchange I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner to my friends. Of course I declined because I'm a person of high moral standards with strong will power. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner, now available scented lemon or vanilla.

**lol brb** · 22-02-20, 14:00

Q: Heard about the dyslexic pimp?
A: He bought a warehouse!

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