Bad joke

[Toolbox]

Last year I joined a group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.

[funboy71]

What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.

[SteveB]

Q: Heard about the dyslexic pimp?
A: He bought a warehouse!

What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association.

[lol brb]

What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association.

If life keeps giving you melons you might be dyslexic.

[funboy71]

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.

[Stephanie]

Only bad jokes please.

A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her.
Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun. "Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you."
The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her.
"Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty.
The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise. "Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!"
"Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!"

: along the same lines ...

It’s Halloween , Nun gets on the bus and reaches out to the driver for just a bit of nookie

‘cause she ain’t ever got none !! : seeing she is to be a Virgin , she proposes oral sex on him

for 100$ .

: it’s Halloween 🎃 , high mood , driver accepts once all the passengers are off and they’d have

pulled into a quiet spot .

: deed done , driver in heaven , say oh my good jesus lord ! That Was the Best blowjob I’ve Ever had !!

: say could we do something more -says the driver ?

Well , the Nun - still prim n proper like - , says “well I Do have to preserve my Virginity , but if you’d

want to stick it in the Other hole for 500$ , I wouldn’t mind that one little bit ! : And So he does ; and so they Do .

Well , by goodness , by now that man is worked into a frenzy and Really would want to mount than Nun proper !!

: and so Polite like he asks her if he could please experience her most sacred ‘orifice’ ...


Nun turns around , says : “Honey , see down a-yonder that shopping mall ?”

He says ‘yes’ .

She answers : “ I bought that thing with the Blowjobs I give “ .

Driver silent , dunno what to say ..

Nun says : “ Yo , Man , see that apartment block just a bit further down all lit up and like ?”

Man say : yeaaah ?

Nun says : “I bought that Whole darned thing with my backside that you now familiar with .”

: “and if I had a Pussy I’d own the Whole gosh-darned strip up-n-down ! “ ...as he takes of his Nun’s

Habit and he politely with a wink I his eye introduces himself : “Hi my Name is Joey , thanks for the ride

#Halloween Dress-up !

[gentelmandave]

That was funny...