New Neighbour

**Kenton** · 19-02-20, 01:08

Not so much as thread as just a blurting out that my new next door neighbour is an absolute stunner, gorgeous, mature and quite classy from what I can make from our few brief conversations. A very sexy lady by the looks of it

**bmw528** · 19-02-20, 01:14

Originally Posted by Kenton

Not so much as thread as just a blurting out that my new next door neighbour is an absolute stunner, gorgeous, mature and quite classy from what I can make from our few brief conversations. A very sexy lady by the looks of it

Ah, She probably wont stick around for too long when she gets wind of you constantly jacking yerself off next door about her.

**Kenton** · 19-02-20, 01:16

Originally Posted by bmw528

Ah, She probably wont stick around for too long when she gets wind of you constantly jacking yerself off next door about her.

She wouldn't be the first!

**bmw528** · 19-02-20, 01:19

Originally Posted by Kenton

She wouldn't be the first!

Well she might just notice you walking around with match sticks holding yer eyelids open because of that all night Banjo playing.

**Kenton** · 19-02-20, 01:22

More likey to notice my face pressed against her window, jocks down just going to town on myself, subtlety was never my strong suite haha

**bmw528** · 19-02-20, 01:24

Originally Posted by Kenton

More likey to notice my face pressed against her window, jocks down just going to town on myself, subtlety was never my strong suite haha

Well its certainly a different way to introduce yourself.

**Kenton** · 19-02-20, 01:27

Probably the most damaging to my slim slim chance of seducing her alright!

**bmw528** · 19-02-20, 01:29

She might get the Community NGardai to call in and introduce themselves to you.

**bmw528** · 19-02-20, 01:32

Sure ye might get lucky and end up in a Trio.

**Kenton** · 19-02-20, 01:33

Originally Posted by bmw528

She might get the Community NGardai to call in and introduce themselves to you.

Ah Seamus knows the score! He usually doesn't even bother to come in when I open the door naked

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